Ryan Delk

Scooby dooby doo Where are you And I’m so sorry I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight

I can't believe I forgot about Dre.

@honeycvts @AFI Literally my favorite band and album of all time.

To celebrate its 20th anniversary, we’re performing #SingTheSorrow in its entirety for the first & last time ever, with special guests @Jawbreaker, Chelsea Wolfe & @choirboyslc. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime event on 3/11 at the @thekiaforum. Pre-sale starts Wed. at 10AM PT.

Death comes and brings with him sickle and peace.

@Crobotband You guys need another guitar player on that stage, I'm your guy. Satisfaction guaranteed.

"It's like Being as an Ocean, except I want to listen to this." - @theronaldchase

My brother says I have schizophrenia. Joke's on him - I don't have a brother.

You can drink your fancy ales, you can drink them by the flagon, but the only brew for the brave and true comes from the Green Dragon.

I saw an actual fauxhawk today.

@beetlejussy You forgot "in." 🙁

Also, you guys have a typo with "delicious choose" and you forgot the closing parenthesis at the end.

It's in the hands of @theUGcoffee now.

I can always tell when someone is lying, just by looking at them. I can tell when they're standing, too.

So why did Ron have to be on top of his chess piece when it got destroyed? "Knight to H3" and jump off, dude.

My poinsettia is still going through a bit of a rebellious phase.

Man, I can't remember the last time I hit the Quan.

How I leave my meetings.

I comb my hair, and I brush my teeth. I make my bed, and I eat my greens. I wash my hands to keep away from Satan.

It's just sex and violence, melody and silence.

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