sami higgins

It's the ass kissing for me. If it comes back it's gonna be X or Meta and I don't want it.

Annnnd there it is. 😭

Kyle Harrison says he grew up watching Madison Bumgarner pitch

Probably won't do much more than baseball news lurking on this app going forward. It's been an honor. 🫡

Stay safe, friends. And if you do nothing else to prepare for 🤷‍♀️, get yourself a physical map of your area and a crank radio.

Is it because of the election? Or the fires? Or the imminent likelihood of mass flooding in the central valley? Or the government's response to everything being taking away freedom of speech and free access to information? Also yes.

Am I currently unboxing about $600 worth of basic survival books and equipment? Yes

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Jonathan Bailey so good he out here outing me to my mom. I told her he's gay and she joked about me liking him in this and I was like bitch I'm ace, I can appreciate everyone without wanting any of them.

not gonna weigh in on best actress bc idk what that race looks like, but got damn does Arianna have a case for best supporting actress. I'm cackling. She's so good.

If I had a nickel for every time Jonathan Bailey has played a character who meets their future love interest (who is not the love interest they start with) on horseback in the woods, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

This isn't meant in any kind of a superiority sense. Just epic amounts of loneliness and isolation.

And yet I live in a society that is essentially functionally illiterate and lacking in basic reading comprehension on the whole. 🙃

One of the worst parts of my particular brand of autism is that I have approximately 8,000 words per minute in my brain but almost zero ability to verbalize them. So I communicate best in writing.

Thought this would be cathartic but it just made me sad smule.com/sing-recording…

@BadgerSpanner Good call! I think the cocktail set tbh. I've done that before and it was popular

@samihiggins Anything but the fondue set, those low voltage heater things always leach shit out of the containers because they’re never rated for the heat, definitely don’t wanna give your workpals lead poisoning.

Which of these would you prefer to receive at a white elephant gift exchange? (Poll in next tweet)

Usually I bring alcohol but I have not been at this job long enough to know if that is the vibe. So I'm asking the people.

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