Secret Agent

guns are pretty cool

@WarmVictimology "Like what?"

@secatagent `` This is explaining a lot... ``

Never too many guns, ey?

@WarmVictimology "Sigh, whatever makes you happy."

@secatagent `` I'd be a little sad if you viewed me as plainly cruel...Just think it'd be interesting to see you a little panicked. Sounds like an open challenge to me, but fine, fine. ``

`` Secret Agent is on shift, do you wanna cover for me- ``

@WarmVictimology "You are not so cruel as to deceive me, that's what I believe. Don't make me doubt myself, Head Nurse. And don't even think about spooking me, I've trained for years. Being on guard is in my job description."

@secatagent `` I mean, how do you know I do? ...Though, yeah, I can't lie. I like being around you, a lot. Maybe I'd spook you a little though, ha. ``

@WarmVictimology "And you're saying you don't? You wouldn't play with my feelings for fun, would you?"

@secatagent `` Ohoh? Anymore? Implies I like you...maybe I'm just playing with you for fun... Pf..``

@WarmVictimology "Perhaps I'll get so arrogant you won't even like me anymore, who knows?"

@secatagent `` What if I like feeding your ego? What then...? ``

#animalhospital . . Understanding SecretAgent's taste is challenging

@WarmVictimology "Don't say that. You'll end up feeding my ego even more."

@secatagent `` I mean, who wouldn't want to share a shift with you? Pf. ``

@SecretAgentAH -down by his knees just a few feet away from the table, right in front of the other agent's face. "Miss who, exactly?" he asked, a wide, fond smirk crossing his face as he swung gently in the air. "Because if it's me, you didn't have to wait very long, kitty."

@SecretAgentAH He had intended to drop down and scare him as a joke, but the quiet whisper made him pause. "I miss him..." A warmth bloomed in his chest, completely melting his stealthy composure. Uncoiling from his position, he lowered himself silently from the ceiling grid, hanging upside-

{ He’s idly jotting down notes, kicking his legs under the table he’s sat at. He whispers his thoughts, believing no-one to be around. } " 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢... " { Him being the other Secret Agent. }

@SecretAgentAH // yaoi

Animal Hospital GC going insane over self-cest. What’s new? //

@nurselypup Don't do anything rash with it.

@secatagent WOOO HELL YEAH!!!! i mean… yesyes of course mhmmhm self defense only yup.

@nurselypup I suppose I can sponsor one.. just one, okay? For self defense purposes. Can't have you dying on me now, can I?

@secatagent i get paid like a dollar an hour i dont have the money for a gun 💔

@nurselypup You'll get one. Just buy it with your own money, this hospital doesn't pay me enough.

@secatagent i want a gun

@Slimycaterbug That's quite disrespectful.

@secatagent probably because ur ugly, only a face intern could love

I've just had 5 visitors faint in a row after checking in. Is there something wrong?

That's a nice blanket.

@BakingBerrySeed They're covered in slime.

@secatagent " There is only one green one though? I don't get it. "

Why are the interns so... green?

@WarmVictimology Perhaps you should take a rest. I can take over.. adequately

`` Can you tell work has me wrung out today..? ``