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These are the leaders you chose South Africa 😂🤣 Empty airheads

Politicians are not celebrities. They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

Here is CDF Convenor Tendai Biti giving a historical context of how & why we have some of the clauses we have in the constitution. It is a novel document dealing with issues endemic to Zimbabwe using our homegrown intellect. Mnangagwa has been bringing the same problems he created with Mugabe since 1980. #NOTOCAB3

I really hope the next season of Shaka Ilembe will highlight Mzilikazi’s migration to Matabeleland (Zimbabwe) so the people who say Ndebele Zimbabweans are trying to be Zulu can actually learn something. It’s kinda sad that we have to rely on entertainment bc people don’t read.

My wife who has never run before decided to join her friends for a run. No preparation, no exercise just vibes.. Now I'm being called to pick her up from the ambulance 😂

Time dzeku dhipisa Saka tongoti horaiti mabvuma #CAB3 nekuti mukuda ED…After 2030 abva,,,200 maMP obva atonyorwa nemu Nigerian ane mari dzekuromba vototi ndiye wavakuda aite president. Iyeye wacho tinomubvisa sei tisangagone kuvotera president ??Totomuka takunzi vana Toi tomato??

@Rakgadi_EM Paida distractions....the amount of money being mentioned in Madlanga commission right now would drive people crazy if they paid attention. So better they focus on fighting fellow peanut earners.

You hunting foreign nationals like you hunting animals

ZANU PF is not a political party that lost its way. It is an evil system. A political, economic and social parasite. It cannot be negotiated with. Cannot be reformed. Cannot be waited out. It has attracted the greedy, the opportunistic, every manner of social misfit. Mediocrity is now the standard. And this system is now in some of us — in how we drive, how we treat each other, how we litter our streets. It must be uprooted root and branch. Here is what you do, starting today: You have until 17 May to send written opposition to CAB3 to the Clerk of Parliament. I will soon publish a template for this. Use it. Share it. Make your MP answer publicly for their vote. Seven specific actions. A programme, not slogans. Read my impassioned views here 👇 open.substack.com/pub/allthingsz… #Zimbabwe #CAB3 #DefendTheConstitution

@MosesM_ @Vodlozanesto @Lisathe_first @NNyashaYessur Whilst majority of Africans were angry about the white farmers who fed their black workers to pigs, she was commenting on how they were foreigners and deserved it.

@MosesM_ @Vodlozanesto @Lisathe_first @NNyashaYessur This has been her opinion for some years...l checked dates in the tweets. She just decided to go big from tribalism and she now got a bigger stage. When she is done with foreigners she will be back to deal with other tribes.

Jacinta has always viewed people from Limpopo as foreigners. I feel for Ori and Ndi_Muvenda_ for being used as ice boys😑 @Vodlozanesto @Lisathe_first @NNyashaYessur

Me in Zimbabwe next week begging for dual citizenship because I am Venda and my language sounds like a punishment, and I am too dark to be South African:

Mom: "ndiani atora mari yekurovesa makuva?" Me at HICC on the 14th of August:

@antomukuwa Lol baba vekuno vakangoti havasi kuda zita rinopera na "She".

In few years time half of the grade 1 class will be using the name Atipa while the other half they will be using Anashe 🙌🙌 Zimbos tinofamba with the same name tese 😂😂

Happening now at UBH!!! The language is ONE.

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

I think if Zumbani was in western world, someone would made a killing during Covid. But even upto today we still use it same way it was used 100 years ago by our forefathers, no "take this Zumbani twice a day for flu" in pharmacies. We import 90% of our medicines but Zumbani for example we have it, mumvee we have it, those who came before us gave us pointers, but we never improved their findings. Whats wrong with us? Could it be our education system?

I wonder what God's plan was for rats regarding accommodation, are they supposed to stay with us?

Appeal. Lost my wallet containing Zimbabwe ID, UK Driver's license, Bank cards , Santander,Revolut, Starling on Friday evening. I probably dropped it on Hardy Close Vainona, Harare when I jumped out of tgd car to take over the driver's seat after the journey from Njanja Please DM if found . Joseph Hussein is the name on the Zim ID and UK DL. Thank you.

@mapisarema21 Wessy ma1🤣🤣🤣

Zvivapfanha zvinogona izvi😂😂🙌🏽

When I was in prison the good lady @JessieFMajome paid me a visit, we had a conversation and later she held a press conference. The way she spoke to me gave me hope, she believes in justice and law. I pray for her.