Soph

Jesus Christ! They might as well have nipples on these mugs 😭

Me after finding out everyone thinks I'm autistic and gay instead of mysterious and cool

“We can tell” is the greatest insult of all times 💀💀💀

@Gamingffc @LauraJeanneH 🤣 are steps still a thing

@sofaneilas @LauraJeanneH I was in a kinda weird fluid dream around 1999, so yeah I don't know much around then

😭 i dont even know who any of these people are 😭 am i old? Yes grandma. Thanks google

@Gamingffc Probably lol

@sofaneilas What was she stealing from a chemist?

I want a 10 episode documentary series on this person immediately

@Gamingffc 🤣 correct

@sofaneilas Who, who, who, who , who , ,who , who , who and who, also I don't care lol

@Lanclassmand 🤣 🤣

@LauraJeanneH 🤣 I think my cut off point is 1999. 🤣

@sofaneilas You must do Soph! You're a lot younger than me 😃 February is Sabrina Carpenter, July is One Direction, August is Arianna Grande, December is Taylor Swift. Don't know the others and certainly don't know their songs 🤣🤣

Tom Felton was 13 when they bleached his hair and handed him a decade inside the biggest movie franchise on the planet. By his mid-twenties he was parked at a dive bar in LA most nights, drinking pints before sundown with whiskey chasers. His agents, his managers, his girlfriend, his lawyer, they all showed up for an intervention. Sent him to a rehab facility in Malibu that cost $40,000 a month. He walked out after one day. He went through several more rounds over the next couple years. Then in 2021, he collapsed on live TV at a celebrity golf event and got carted off the course. He was 34. Emma Watson (Hermione in the original films) pushed him to be honest about all of it in his memoir. The book hit #1 on the New York Times list. In it, Felton wrote: “To this day I never know which version of myself I’m going to wake up to.” That’s the guy who just reached out to 14-year-old Lox Pratt, the kid cast as the new Draco Malfoy in HBO’s Harry Potter reboot. And he didn’t give him acting tips. He told Pratt “this is your journey,” then just gave the kid his phone number. In case he ever needs to talk. Radcliffe wrote a letter to the new Harry. Grint wrote one to the new Ron. All three original stars reached out. But i keep thinking about Felton’s version of this, because he’s the one who knows what the fame actually does to you when nobody’s watching. He’s 38 now and playing adult Draco on Broadway (literally 400 meters from Radcliffe’s own show, which is kind of wild). On a podcast this week he called the social media pressure these new kids will face “inconceivable.” When Felton filmed the originals, they shot on actual film. The mic boom guy was a 70-year-old rolling cigarettes between takes. No Twitter. No comment sections. No millions of people with opinions about a child’s performance in real time. The HBO series drops Christmas 2026. Seven seasons planned. A full decade of filming. Lox Pratt is the exact same age Felton was when all of this started for him. And the man who barely survived what comes after just handed the kid his number and said “I’m there.”

Tomorrow is 28🧐

Suicidal thoughts don’t always sound like “I want to die.” Sometimes they sound like: • “I can’t keep doing this.” • “I don’t want to wake up tomorrow.” • “I’m tired of being strong.” • “I feel trapped in my own life.” • “I don’t belong here.” • “Everything feels too heavy.” These aren’t attention seeking thoughts. They’re pain and it’s unbearable.

@SouthernCazza1 😭 did you see it? I can’t breath after watching it 😭 💀 🤣

@sofaneilas 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@SouthernCazza1 you must watch neighbors episode 6 on HBO Max😭 it’s comedy gold dust 🤣

The season finale of HBOs neighbors has me creased dead 😭 An old man in his ganna hammock running away to a nudist colony to be scammed by a young lass to discover his back garden has a fence and he and his sagging balls can be free there 🤣 best tv ever.

@SpookTooSoon Steady on. Dario’s not THAT bad.

@sofaneilas Cats are twats for frustrating humans. Bit like Owen, really.

This little shit after escaping from the garden and then coming back when I’m off out looking for him crawling along allotments shouting his name like a raving banshee 😭

@Swarlas_vanity @NolanColeen @McInTweet 🤣

Is this tweet government approved for your screen time? Press 3 if no and if it is go fuck ya self 🤣

@its0l_ 🤣 “I once sold my kidney to go to Paris to see a Carla Connor cardboard cutout anyway the character also had one kidney now i have had plastic surgery to look like her and made my husband turn into a blond woman named Lisa”

@sofaneilas 🤣🤣🤣 hopefully the one in Paris happens and we have round two, if they don’t get their money back from fanfusion they will have to sell their Nan’s kidney to go! 😂

A moments silence in remembrance of one week since fanfusiongate