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DOT’S PRETZELS NOW HAS TOO MANY VARIETALS—THEY NEED TO SELL A SAMPLER PACK.

My New Year’s Resolution is to listen to more System of a Down

nosferatu soundtrack had no rob zombie in it total bullshit

Playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/6O2q1…

the next 9 Amyl and the Sniffers/Cartoon Darkness  Los Campesinos!/All Hell Doechii/Alligator Bites Never Heal Font/Strange Burden  Christian Lee Hutson/Paradise Pop. 10 Pearl Jam/Dark Matter Reznor & Ross/Challengers OST Storefront Church/Ink & Oil Wolves of Glendale/ST

My favorite albums of 2024 Bleachers/ST Father John Misty/Mahashmashana Fontaines DC/Romance Last Dinner Party/Prelude to Ecstasy Lin-Manuel Miranda & Eisa Davis/Warriors Personal Trainer/Still Willing Vampire Weekend/Only God Was Above Us Jack White/No Name Wunderhorse/Midas

Wasn’t wearing my glasses and legit thought this was a gooey pastry or something.

i will forever be on the “bob dylan is the funniest person alive” train

Kirk Hammett goes to traffic school.

just catching up on the news, i've been offline for a while. jesus christ. rip michael jackson

@haus_dad @Mass_Darkness Sadly no, it’s a fairly pretentious band and I honestly can’t tell if it’s a joke or not. I’m sure if you searched an excerpt of this bio you’d find them.

@stephen_shaffer @Mass_Darkness Please tell me this band is called “fistpounder” or something similar

Bands: please don’t write bios like this. Even as a joke.

Jason Lee’s voice performance in The Incredibles is everything.