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The day my mother-in-law moved in was the day privacy packed its bags and left without notice.
I thought it would be temporary.
Just a few weeks, maybe a month.
“Family helps family,” my wife said.
I agreed… a little too quickly.
At first, it was small things.
Extra footsteps in the hallway.
A cough outside our bedroom door.
The TV blasting at 6am like an alarm we didn’t set.
Then came the comments.
“Why do you two lock your door?”
“Married people shouldn’t hide things.”
I laughed…
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After you're done using it, don't forget to wash it too, alright?

Richeal Ebo@RichealEbo
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My boyfriend insisted on splitting everything right down the middle. Dinner? Split. Movie tickets? Split. Even a single stick of gum from the convenience store had to be divided equally. One day I finally asked, “Why do we have to split everything?” “Because I want us to be equals,” he said. “Even the gum?” “Even the gum.” After six months, I’d gotten used to it. I told myself it was just his way of keeping things fair. Then my birthday arrived. “You’re treating me today, right?” I asked, smiling. “Split,” he answered. “Even on my birthday?” “Equals,” he said with a shrug. I looked at him for a long moment. “Being equals isn’t supposed to feel like this.” “What do you mean?” That night, we broke up. The next day…
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A young man got a chance to study for his Master’s abroad. As part of the process, he had to go through the usual medical checks. After running the tests, his result came back showing he was reactive to Hepatitis B.
He was advised to visit the hospital with the report. My wife happened to be the one who attended to him at the clinic. She directed him to carry out further investigations, an abdominal pelvic scan, hepatitis B viral load, hepatitis B combo test, liver function test, and a clotting profile.
After everything was done and properly reviewed, it was confirmed that he has chronic inactive Hepatitis B. Thankfully, his travel clearance was still granted, She told me what happened, and I am worried and feel pity for the young man since he is like us and does not know he is sick. but the situation really opened my eyes.
I’m sharing this because a lot of people are living with this infection without even knowing. It’s more common than many think, and when people eventually find out, the fear and worry you see in them is something else.
People need to be more careful and aware of how it spreads. Some of the common ways include:
* Unprotected sexual contact with an infected person
* Sharing needles, syringes, or sharp objects (like razors, clippers, and more)
* Transfusion of unscreened blood
* From mother to child during childbirth
* Poor sterilization of medical or cosmetic equipment
The truth is, prevention is still the best protection. Regular testing, vaccination, and being mindful of these risks can save a lot of lives.
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“You think say na girls be my problem. Me wey dey find money”…
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A Cheating Partner once said ??
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