. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ &amp; 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵.

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֯ ⁎ 𓉸ྀི@doverots

it dies. it is reborn. worse. lonelier.

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. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ & 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵. ретвитнул

ᅠᅠM.@HISTORIALIC·11h

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. ˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗ & 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵.@strictlapathy·12h

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ such was not what i implied. we may begin at 6 , and finish at 8. x.com/i/status/20687…

yesod, please don't dump all your work on the assistants just to make time for me . ( 💧 )

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𝐸ris — Safety Capt.@kismetbullets

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ am i hearing that you are celebrating the birthday of a deceased agent ? you should know that such celebrations are not allowed by the company 's protocols. i expected more from you , safety captain eris. x.com/i/status/20686…

. . . a birthday of one of my previous agents. it doesn't matter. ill get rid of what remains of the cake.

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𝐸ris — Safety Capt.@kismetbullets

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ what occasion does today hold that constituted a motive to bring cake in the workplace , safety captain eris ? x.com/i/status/20686…

. . . my apologies, sephirot yesod. it slippped my mind, it wont happen again.

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𝐸ris — Safety Capt.@kismetbullets

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ahem. i would like to remind you to keep such sweets for special occasions , and outside of work hours. x.com/i/status/20685…

would anyone like a slice of cake ? i dont particularly feel like eating it at the moment.

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@patronofbleed / NOOOOO HOD MUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GIF

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ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ@patronofbleed·17h

@strictlapathy / too late, i'm a grade 3 now.

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ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ʜᴏᴅ@patronofbleed·1d

/ chat, is archived good

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ well . . . 💧 such lessons would not constitute a problem on my schedule. x.com/i/status/20684…

i-it's fine, really . i don't want to bother you too much, i'm sure you have more important stuff to do .

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ shall you request it , i may be able to find the time to properly educate you to the basics of cooking. x.com/i/status/20684…

( h-huh ? it's over . . . ? her head went blank five minutes in . head still spinning though . . . ) i-i understand . i just wanted to try something new but i guess i'm not built to be a cook . . .

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ -and this is why i believe you should be kept away from the kitchen. i shall make a note to angela about that request. > the lecture is finally over .ᐟ after a good ten minutes . . . x.com/i/status/20684…

( oh no, her head is spinning . . . she's regretting a lot of things right now . . . but even so, she just nods along as he continues to list out the many problems with this dish that she made . . . )

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ > he is still going. someone stop him.

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ i would also mention the overall looks of this dish , but creative thinking is not my specialty , and perhaps netzach has already spoken on that matter.

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ to start off , both of the ingredients making up this dish appear raw. and mixing seafood with chicken , while raw , could cause a great health hazard. x.com/i/status/20684…

you really don't have to, yesod . . . i know what's wrong with it already . . . ( 😔 )

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ there are several things wrong with this dish , and i do believe we would be here for hours were i to start listing them off. x.com/i/status/20683…

so um, i tried cooking today with some random ingredients i found . turns out stuffing a chicken with an octopus wasn't a good idea ( 💧 )

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