Ivor the engine

@ukhomeoffice @SuellaBraverman You're a domestic terrorist. I hope they come for you first

"The threat we face today is less predictable, harder to spot and harder to stop." Home Secretary @SuellaBraverman on how the updated counter-terrorism strategy launched today will protect the British people from the threat of terrorism.

@GoldingBF The Gobby chubster could do with a shock or two

Fuck around, find out. twitter.com/RadioGenova/st…

@SkyNews Was it a shit EV whose battery exploded? EVs are a danger con designed to make poor people poorer, rich people richer, part the stupid from monet AND further rape the planet for its resources

A car went up in flames on a Los Angeles freeway, as California is hit by a blistering heatwave. However, it is not clear if the accident was heat-related. Watch more videos 👉trib.al/uVpGZhV

@Susan5918 @EstherMcVey1 These scientists are looking at small snapshot of data 300 years or less and ignoring what Is most likely a natural cycle or planetary wobble or a,host of other things Blaming oil is a simple answer to a complicated problem and an avenue for rapacious aholes to make money

Just Stop Oil - currently outside Parliament & causing upset to others. Presumably they will all be flying out to Thailand for their holidays after they have finished inconveniencing everyone with their puerile actions…..

@EstherMcVey1 You Conservatives and the @Labour party are happy to take the money from their sponsor aren't you You're all scumbags riding the Westminster gravy train

@SuellaBraverman Does that apply to you and your fellow party members, since the Parliamentary Conservations and those who benefit from them are the worst kind of terrorist?

Today we launched CONTEST, our counter-terrorism strategy. The terrorist risk is rising, becoming harder to spot and harder to stop. Protecting the public is my first priority and the transformational changes established by CONTEST will make us all safer.

@schollls @chi_agozie7 @DailyLoud Meh.

@sunnyladle @chi_agozie7 @DailyLoud She had surgery to take off the loose skin. Its all documented on her page. Plus you can see her scars

What an unbelievable transformation…. Wait until the end 🤯💪

@SuellaBraverman Utterly pathetic

For 70 years, Her Majesty has appeared on British passports and many of us will not remember a time when she did not feature. Today marks a significant moment in UK history, as the first British passports since 1952 start featuring the title of His Majesty, the King.

@MotoGP Won't see them as @BTsport is no more

There are some really exciting GPs coming up... 🤩 But which is THE GP the #MotoGP riders are most looking forward to in the second part of the season? 👀 #SeasonSoFar

@IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage @CouttsandCo Do leopards change their spots? thelondoneconomic.com/politics/lette…

In all the years I have known @Nigel_Farage I have never once heard him utter anything remotely racist. What a disgraceful and weak decision by @CouttsandCo to "debank" him.

@IsabelOakeshott @Nigel_Farage @CouttsandCo independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@PintsDrank Presumably this video together with the establishments ownership details were sent to the local trading standards depart and the business together with the barman fined for selling short measures of alcohol?

Find a woman who has your Pint quality close to her heart 🤝

@gordonrayner Oh dear, how sad, never mind. What is this dead cat designed to cover up?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Nigel Farage's Coutts bank account closed because he 'didn't align' with its values telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/1…

@gordonrayner Can you tell me, is @Telegraph the latest convert to closet (or not so closet) fascism and moral craptitude that this person represents? I wouldn't use it to line my budgies cage🙄 P

@NeonLuvBar Has no one got anything on this tool that would cause him to do a Dan Wotton (dissappearing)

#GMB Andrew Pierce advocating for forced unpaid labour for asylum seekers.

@A1an_M There are plenty of other causes for global warming like natural effects of planetary wobble the planets orbit, increased solar activity. These are a harder sell than blaming greenhouse gases or whatever and something the plebs will understand. So easier to get funding

I like to observe the media and look for patterns. Patterns I've noticed about coverage of the "climate": - Weather used to be a two minute affair at the end of the news. - There are more news stories about the weather than ever before. - There are more stories about the weather when it's hot than when it's not - When it's not hot in the UK, especially when it's not hot in summer, there are lots of stories about other places where it's hot - When it's not hot in the UK, especially when it's not hot in summer, there are frequently forecasts of very hot weather to come, even though it often doesn't materalise. - When it's been unusually cold somewhere, like at the moment when it's snowing in Johannesburg for the first time in decades, there is little coverage or if it; or if there is it's described as freak weather - whereas a single hot weather event is nearly always attributed to climate change - Weather maps have changed colour over the years; in the past the land was generally coloured green; now even on typical summer days the land ranges from orange to scarlet. For a given temperature, the colouring is much more alarmist. - Storms in the UK (even relatively minor ones) are now named, drawing yet more attention to the weather being "unusual" - There is regular reference to "unprecedented" records without giving any context about the period over which the record is "unprecedented" - Weather forecasts now often use hyperbole: we have "heat plumes" and "weather bombs" and "beasts from the East" - The above patterns apply to every news provider in the UK, and seem to apply to all Western countries as well judging by the weather coverage I've seen. I expect this pattern of behaviour leading very strongly in one particular direction with no balance or context is just yet another coincidence. 👍 Scorchio! Oh no, I've fallen under the spell now too. 🙄

@JuliaHB1 @SkyNews Oh well, it was fun while it lasted...

The ⁦@SkyNews⁩ website is my favourite source for laughs these days. They're in full blown hysterical mode now. 😂😂😂😂

@fasc1nate Not Anywhere in Italy or Spain

Does anyone know where this is?

@carolvorders @PetronellaWyatt What a shite word salad. I still think @PetronellaWyatt fancies you @carolverders0 Otherwise why would she spend so much time getting your attention Bless..

Equally Petronella of the Shire attempting a new game of "Word Jumble" Get a whole pile of Tory words that sound grand and just pull them out at random? Thoughts everyone.... cos I'm still laughing😂 @PetronellaWyatt