🇺🇸swizzy 🏧⚽️

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🇺🇸swizzy 🏧⚽️

@swizzymann

baja blast, all music enjoyer, tankery, guns sort of, being a bum, etc

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🇺🇸swizzy 🏧⚽️@swizzymann·3d

psycho. groupie. cocaine. crazy..

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KEN: REBIRTH@BACKWOODSUCKER0·21h

I RESTRICTED MY SON'S SCREEN TIME TO NOTHING BUT SNAPCHAT DISCOVER STORIES AND HE'S BEGUN TO KILL NEIGHBORHOOD CATS ON SIGHT LIKE A PITBULL

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guil@guiltron_·14h

hehehe

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dumbass@iwtdlaltalt·1d

how do you larp gta online bro

no context memes@nocontextmemes

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John Cheese ✝️@TheCheeseMan96·1d

Being upset by your real sex life interfering with your smut sounds like the most textbook symptom of porn addiction possible.

oneeyedalpaca@OneEyedAlpaca

i am 100% going to do this

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The Dan The Man Show 💥@DanManShow·22h

Can’t wait to see the new Kevin Hart movie. Just kidding. I’m white & went to college. #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

‘RIDE ALONG 3’ is in the works. Ice Cube and Kevin Hart are both in talks to return. (Source: Deadline)

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ace 🦚@formershell·1d

did you think that you can get a butler to do your shopping for you for cheap ?

aadilpickle@aadilpickle

made a $175 instacart order and the shopper left the reciept in the bag found out it would cost $125 if shopped in person 40% markup what a great business model

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balrog@123yoshistory·1d

if spongebob was a real human people would treat him like a lolcow

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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·1d

🚨#BREAKING: Officials and a company spokesperson says that a suspect has thrown a Molotov cocktail at the home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman

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🇺🇸swizzy 🏧⚽️@swizzymann·1d

life is too short to be put in a bad mood by a social media post on a beautiful morning !

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Cobble Consumerite@CobbleConsumer·1d

people keep pushing the date for "old roblox" to be more and more recent even though this egg hunt was literally at the height of the soullessness when they avoided their history like the plague

Lad 🇬🇧@Rand0mizedLad

Back when Roblox actually had a soul

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Kendall Rowan@kendallrowanx·2d

You can always tell who watches other games aside from their own/prem based on what style of football they think Atleti play

¹⁰@SxrgioSZN

Arsenal Atletico semi final

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🇺🇸swizzy 🏧⚽️@swizzymann·1d

do you think it's better to die leaving nothing but short "remember that time" stories among your old friends and family, or putting as much effort as you can to leave some sort of teeny mark on humanity?

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🇺🇸swizzy 🏧⚽️@swizzymann·1d

for some reason i feel like im on my last days of life. body just feels horrible

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THECEOGAMERSEX@THECEOGAMERSEX·2d

>has kanye album open yet it's not playing >sleeps with an american flag cover even though he's european >sleeps on a fucking couch >amazon best microphone set up >clearly taken in his bedroom at his parent's house dude are you like 15 or something this is abysmal.

Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2

it's my fucking room what do you mean random picture 😭😭😭

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