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@rxdazn deep techno hipster fest be like: donato dozzy dj nobu agonis timnah garçon kia sybil faery azu tiwaline polygonia dj maria konduku upsammy forest drive west dorisburg neel jane fitz marco shuttle peter van hoesen woody92 wata igarashi anthony linell NO DJ'S FROM BEFORE 2000 !

i'd sign up for any college course ryan coogler teaches just to hear his voice lecture me

ICE when they get deployed tomorrow:

EID MUBARAK ☆♥︎♡(⌒▽⌒)♡♥︎☆

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

inshallah we will see it

Someone out there is editing the Dune 3 trailer, tearfully deleting “Oscar Winner” from Chalamets name

Not participating in humiliation rituals such as job interviews or modern dating

melania documentary playing billie jean for the entire song in the intro is crazy. pedo lover verified

adding an infinite library with real time nzb streaming mounted in the plex server >>> the future is rly unlimited

@u92384772919 @nopoweradeinusa with alt-mount and nzbdav getting so much better that shit is incredible to mount into a plex server for an infinite archive

@nopoweradeinusa im in the private usenet indexers and I got fiber. I pull out my phone and hit like 3 buttons and in 10 mins I have an 80gb 4k DV remux, no I dont play and im not 30 yet

everyone in their 30s has the one homie who does not play about his plex server

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

why is it so obvious that the fyp on here is just a bunch of sus verified blue checks recycling hit tweets for clout. awful place

If u watch a lot of movies u get called a cinephile but if u watch a lot of TV shows u just get called unemployed 😞💔

first in my bloodline to have online friends

The deepest pockets control the industry these days, the little guys don’t stand a chance against Apple, UMG, the RIAA etc. It’s about the money first, music second. Back in 2014, I had an exec @ Apple tell me WE were their competition, little us vs a $4B company 😔 The effects have been felt. The music is watered down, bland, vanilla. Hype is gone, rarely exciting.

White people be like: i had a life changing spicy thai pbj in Portland 10 years ago

餃子作ると、わざわざ個数を確認しに来るうちの猫が何回観ても可愛すぎる件

white people be like i had to give up my child for adoption bc it was allergic to the dog