tim jones (parody account)

@criterionchannl Hey how come every time I try to watch Criterion Channel 24/7 I just get a strobe of random weird colors?

@jsmooth995 yeah wow... "worst thing ever written about de la soul" is a high bar to clear, but this article is right up there

This was cited on my timeline as the worst piece ever written on De La Soul and it did not disappoint. Pure uncut #FFFFFF nonsense front to back.

@leahanelson scorching

Also not the point but young Gandalf is 🔥

Not the main point but where do I get a teakettle shaped like a hedgehog like the one Gandalf’s friend has?

@starbex @Mike_Doughty_ I caught them in SF a few weeks ago, it was awesome.

A statement I never thought I’d get to say out loud: “Tonight, I’m heading to Brooklyn to see @Mike_Doughty_ with Soul Coughing”

Unable to even

I often want to quit Twitter because it is an increasingly evil machine for fascism. But OTOH

@jhaas @The3Rrrs I finally watched this for the first time during the pandemic and was just amazed by how good it was.

@The3Rrrs Also, top 10 all time ending?

@djbaskin @entermoonlight i love this

whoaaa I made a video tarot deck using Sora 🔮✨ I’ve been one of the artist testers for OpenAI's text-to-video model—and my first idea was to prototype the major arcana and 😱 Each card is a 10s loop. The full deck is on @entermoonlight so you can do readings with it

June 2nd, 1984. David Mancuso hosts the last party at The Loft's 99 Prince Street location. This will be a thread of some of the songs that were played.

@leahanelson Mute?

Dear Internet, I got added to a group text of moms who are v nice but I don’t want to be in it. Is there a way to quietly eject myself without having to text the group text and saying “y’all seem nice but this is too much ambient socializing for me?”

Speaking of DEADWOOD, good luck finding television dialogue this beautiful.

Current status youtube.com/watch?v=52BE30…

X is throttling @nytimes links semafor.com/article/09/10/…

Of course I’m assuming nobody will see this since it has the word “mastodon” in it.

Ok now the ios Twitter app has stopped marking ads as different from organic tweets, so I might finally be done here soon. Is this mastodon thing any good?

@pinchednerve Herb Alpert?

Can you name the jazz artist that had albums backed by Ray Barretto, Dave Pike, Charlie Palmieri, Willie Bobo, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Sergio Mendes, Chick Corea, and Roy Ayers? Hint: his records can be found on the cheap.

@UAudio -- Hey, I'd like to purchase and authorize one of your plugins, but your website gives me an error when I go to the login page! Is a fix coming soon? :)

@cubesebuc @rachelbinx This was absolutely a big part of why I changed my career-track to product management.

@rachelbinx But something was wrong with the last build system so clearly the answer was to write a new one from scratch!

I love to have to re-learn web development every 2 months! I hope it stays like this forever ^^