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@uckleduckle

I’m all wifed up. I dig cats, the Ka-tet and Ben Folds. Stage four metastatic breast cancer.

Присоединился Ağustos 2008
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GingerSpice❄️💙
GingerSpice❄️💙@thedesertginger·
Just leaving this here
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MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸
They are right, it’s not a golden calf. It’s a golden pig. Symbolically, there is no difference and I dare any religious leader to try and tell me otherwise. You will be wrong.
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JD Vans
JD Vans@JDVans·
Who wore it better?
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Sonya Sims
Sonya Sims@brsugar021·
TOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMBBBSSS!!!! #OPLive
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Mrs. Butters 🥧
Mrs. Butters 🥧@MrsButters·
He's such a piece of shit
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Billie Webb
Billie Webb@billiewebbb·
this guy made a song about Erika Kirk that got 5+ million views between instagram and tiktok … and he just posted that TPUSA sent him a CEASE AND DESIST which says: “The lyric ‘Erika Kirk is stupid as firk’ is false and defamatory.” 😂😂😂😂 I love the internet
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x- Chicago Wolves
x- Chicago Wolves@Chicago_Wolves·
WE need YOU in the building for the Central Division Finals. We clinched — now let's start this next round off right! Game 1 tickets are on sale at an exclusive rate. Dates TBA, but your seat won't wait. 🐺 👉 bit.ly/4d3QeaI
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Anonymous
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We’re all going to let them inject bleach and take ivermectin this time, right?
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
Did anyone else know that there was a letter that was entered into the Congressional Record from a group of Medical Professionals & Physicians which stated that Trump needs to be removed from office immediately because he’s not physically or mentally competent.
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Just saying
Just saying@kangaroos991·
👇Okay, who made this? 🤣🤣🤣
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Keri
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@MikeBales You forgot about the random home made bread posts. I came for the carbs, but I'll stay for the saltiness. 😂
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Hey y’all, I’m Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 Retired Fire Chief, salty Navy Vet, elite shitposter, and full-time timeline arsonist. I spent decades running into burning buildings like a bald-headed American legend, raised a sailor son defending freedom on the high seas, and now I’m retired—fishing, dropping nuclear-level dad jokes that’ll make grown men piss in their own eye, and roasting everything in sight with zero mercy. Gen X chaos gremlin through and through. Zero filter. Zero apologies. Horny for freedom, armed with terrible puns and a love for unfiltered truth most can’t handle. This ain’t a bio, it’s a goddamn warning label. Welcome to the shitshow, meatbags. Buckle up, laugh loud, and let’s fucking go.
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uckleduckle@uckleduckle·
@Oceanbreeze473 There was one at a greasy spoon diner downtown. And the bowling alley.
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SweetMarie
SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473·
I can’t believe this was real. Where would they put these things?
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x- Chicago Wolves
x- Chicago Wolves@Chicago_Wolves·
82 is oh so smooth with it 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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