Val | Backend💻

One day, I’ll smile again. I can feel the tides turning.

@fhinkel Hey I’m in Nigeria, would love to intern remotely if that is possible at all. I am a really fast learner and will work with any timezone.

Friends, I'm hiring! Come join my team.

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July. It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world. Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully. This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center. It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

@boltdotnew Any internship positions available?

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Some Niggas be looking happy asf and going through the darkest times of their life keep ya head up gangsta

@CommandCodeAI Anything remote?

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@NotionHQ No roles to apply to from Nigeria Better luck to me next time 😅

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@NotionHQ Hey so I’m gonna apply, hire me!! Pls !

Shut the fuck up

This is why when faced with Sankara's dilemma of 'water for all or champagne for a few', smart nations always choose water for all. Because when everyone has a solid baseline, the elite can truly thrive and become exceptional. Their "champagne" can be meaningful. But when most people are dirt poor, the elite become stupid, mediocre bastards who cannot pave their own roads, organise their own garbage collection, and prevent their own Ikoyi from regular flooding, constant foul odour, and mosquito infestation. Charterhouse my ass.

Le manque de but personnel mène a des obsessions romantiques

@Curious_1M 2025

@violencetodie Been thinking same ngl

vou me matar no dia do meu aniversário acho chique na lápide deixar as duas datas iguais

@fwcodex Fewww

i don't chase. i don't attract. i avoid

the masculine urge to not tell anybody a god damn thing

When I'm deleting pictures from my gallery but I scroll a little too deep in and find pictures from when everything was perfect

@skullyteej Gg man

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

@XAlone29043 Daily fr

@imfat Me soon fr

imagine nobody believing in you then boom, you're a millionaire

What sucks about depression is you self sabotage your life cos you're sorta in the mindset you're gonna die anyway. Then when/if you try to turn it around, its even harder to fix things cos you've made such a complete mess of everything when it wasn't even that bad prior.