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oh i’d never shut up if i received this piece oh my god

bickering that turns into fucking #when

If I got good dick coming over I can deep clean an entire home within 30 min.

cuando te sientes solo y la iluminación empieza a verse así

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

@backtotheoldh real shit honestly

mi primer error fue no haberme matado a los 11 años

girls can’t get drunk and text their man anymore god you people are so lame and insecure

These are our founding fathers

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

why doesn’t anyone sell weed at the farmer’s market #seriousquestion

why was marcia always on jan’s ASSSS😭😭😭😭

los hombres le llaman princess treatment a lo que mi mamá haría por mi cualquier día a las 10 de la noche porque me ve triste

good morning

@1989healy PERRRIIOOOODDDDDD

Underrated the 1975 song of the day is pressure

ayo why my grandmother made this Limoncello so fucking strong FUCKK😭😭😭 that is HARD LIQUOR😭😭😭😭😭

This caption is smoking me lmfao

oh that’s LIQUA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i did not take this chicken out the freezer soon enough #hungry