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How do I say that I enjoy seeing cold and stoic male characters wearing lingerie and looking uncomfortable without sounding like an insufferable yaoi freak

you don’t love me and im being really brave about it

[dapping after sex] classic fuck

6 days into june and still no women to kiss. the homophobia is crazy.

sorry babe no time for sex, i need to go tweet for 5 likes

Me after using him for his body

yeah just jerk off in front of me sure whatever I don't even care anymore bro

genuinely excited to become a milf in a few decades it feels like ill unlock a new skill tree

im still forever sad on how expensive lingerie is,, like god forbid a femme wants to be pretty for her butch!!!!

i get wet at the thought of you

When u have nothing interesting to say so u lowkey turn into a basic retweeter

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

Is it cunt to have my pubes sticking out of my booty shorts?

i wanna eat your face

Having the flirting skills of a formerly ugly person and the sense of humor of a formerly suicidal person really isn’t for the weak of heart……………..

thinking about raw sex with oomf…..

nobody calls a woman a hoe louder then a man who can’t fuck her

My vagina does not get wet for men with bad politics I’m so sorry

having sex with arlecchino is hot and all until she opens her mouth and speaks french un bébé phoque m'a poussé hier