Von Doom

We buried my father today.

😳 "Cristiano Ronaldo is a major hindrance." 🤯 "Calvert-Lewin is a better footballer today than Ronaldo." Rory Jennings and Jamie O'Hara debate whether Cristiano Ronaldo should start for Portugal.

😡 "You're a pillock!" 🧠 "I have a higher IQ!" Rory Jennings is NOT having the Ronaldo vs Messi debate!

That one be Argentina people thier headache nothing concern me

Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ returns to #1 on Apple Music US Albums Chart, dethroning Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ 🏆

I don’t really understand how people miss their flight , curs the day I go enter flight na me go even wake the pilot up .

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

When you guide buy clothes o , and no buy trending clothes.

and we will do everything possible to remind you

Her jinx isn’t a rumor damn

Saka with Dembele minutes before the knockouts

Head of in house security for 49 years and can’t afford a good life ??? You will fear Nigeria capitalism by force !!!!! No his son trying to uplift the man is now seen as a Good Samaritan. Wow

🚨 FIFA World Cup winning prize since 1994 🏆 💵

Spotting Harry Maguire selling World Cup stickers in New York had these fans in disbelief 😲🇺🇸

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”   Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

Lara Trump: "I wonder if the Obama library will highlight the way that Obama had people spy on Donald Trump as a civilian during the 2016 presidential campaign."

Whoever's idea it was to put Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic together is a fucking genius 😮‍💨🔥

I’m crying this is like starlight before joining The Seven

Every cheating story you hear is about men, but when you mention DNA tests, that’s when women start collapsing 🫨🫨

This is how Messi reacted to a loss in the first game of the WC.