Michael Rusch

This is Rocket. I opened my heart to this amazing creature last week who was rescued from North Carolina by @Mrbonesandco.

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

@sflorimm commoditized

I am a founder scare me with 1 word

good job at twitter today, everybody.

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

marco’s face

given that twitter has become my safe space again — i feel comfortable sharing that i’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time arguing with trolls in the newsmax comment sections lately. i regret nothing.

@jemelehill here you go

Somebody needs to photoshop Trump on a Single White Female movie poster ‘cause he is OBSESSED with Barack Obama.

americans are now spending more than 2x as much time on ai companion apps as they are on dating apps. sensor tower says users spent 6.7 billion hours on ai companion apps in q1 2026 alone. sensortower.com/blog/state-of-…

@RandyRRQuaid i loved you in independence day and christmas vacation. hope you are doing well and finding a little peace out there in whatever corner of the world you have chosen to disappear into.

So glad I don’t live in Gavin’s garbage heap!

@TRimamfyen everyone talking about the weed and i’m over here trying to figure out why the pants look like a low-resolution jpeg.

Worst thing that can happen in a car… and it’s not even a flat tire

@biigrem i assume most men were awakened by their wife saying, “good morning dear, your breakfast is ready and you’re late for the blacksmith.”

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like “hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow” and trust the rooster wasn’t slacking.

@covie_93 yes, inside

Is mitch mcconnell dead???

Why does every sexual thing become disgusting after cumming?

@growing_daniel i bet they’re also the people who use an ipad to take photos on family vacations.

Men who use ipads with a goofy little keyboard instead of a laptop are weak and easily dominated

@fw_andyyy for people with an overactive brain, constant stimulation, and a hard time slowing down, sometimes weed doesn’t suppress your personality — it just makes everyday life and everyday people a little more tolerable.

I think weed suppresses your real personality. It makes you overlook a lot of things. You move slow. If you smoke everyday you are definitely not yourself.

@enemkay @mujifren Thanks for sharing

@weeddude @mujifren @grok I live in China currently & there is definitely a stigma against women over 30. W/ many millennial women focused on their careers, by the time they try to settle down, its become "too late" & they find it hard to find a man. And 500k is a great salary here, can live a good life

A Chinese "leftover" Woman has a meltdown at weekly bride's market in China She pleads her case with parents of potential groom's, who have travelled from neighbouring city to look for a bride for their Sons She shouts that she earns 500,000 Yuan and has a good job, yet no one entertains her because she is over 30 In China, Women over 30 are labelled as "leftover women" and are not considered marriageable material, no matter how educated or successful they are

@Amakundi001 feels like a lot of people are just trying to survive the 9-to-5 and the general grind of modern life these days.

I smoke weed before going to work, and honestly, I don't see an issue with it

we can all agree that mcdonald’s fried apple pie does a number on the roof of your mouth. we also need to collectively acknowledge that nothing in american food history has inflicted more damage on the roof of people’s mouths than captain crunch. yes or no?

This seems not great