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~ weigh me down ✨hollanov college roommates au ✨first chapter/ongoing ✨ mean shane, pathetic ilya, spit kink ✨ they claim to hate eachother but they’re obsessed with one another archiveofourown.org/works/83499056…

@shaneismus He’s a freak and I respect him deeply for it

@whimsfully he contains multitudes

the face of a man who secretly wants to have sex at the arena I said oh I’m sure

anyone who says they’re not in love and would choose eachother should just d—

@Pointerbrother Ok I feel like this is the most reasonable explanation

@whimsfully Tucked, you have to tease it out, but once you do it’s swollen asf and pulsing like a drumbeat against ur tongue

do y’all think his clit is exposed or tucked away cutely

I wake up for my silly little barista job just so I can make up headcanons about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov

@LumineSolecent You got this baby!!!

Goodnight everyone!! Tomorrow I’ve got presentations round two where I’ll be presenting for the entire campus to come see mildly freaking out so sleep is the solution

@frenchudcon Ooo I love vanilla should I try this one

one of the best perfume i’ve ever tried

@heauregard_ YUMMY FOOD SIN THANK YOU

I’m Your Biggest Fan an obsessive stalker shane exploration in which he kidnaps his favorite hockey player, ilya rozanov. archiveofourown.org/works/83670371…

if you didn’t know, i also made these two! date-or-not.vercel.app and of-subscriber.vercel.app

@lonelycowboi I’ve been on this train

@whimsfully he is a gentleman of course its tucked away cutely

@hllanov8124 YES OMG PLEASE

@whimsfully I LOVE TED LASSO SO BADDDDDD we need to talk royjamie sometime.

besides HR what fandoms are y’all apart of 👀 I have to latch onto fellow minds. Mine are SPN, the PITT, Marvel/DC, Ted Lasso, horror (IT especially) and Teen Wolf :)

@ilyacig re:hi would be a hit on the romance market for sure

i wish i could be a published author

@JANuinley EEK TED LASSO ENJOYER HI

@whimsfully the pitt, dc, and ted lasso, twin!!!

@ottawacens WAIT FAYE YES I LOVE THIS FIC HOLY SHIT OMG ITS SO YUMMY I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE

@whimsfully velcro and tape is an older GCU fic i read back when the tv show didn't even exist and it remaine my fav 😭😭 it isn't hollanov, it's troyharris, but i bring it up whenever someone mentions locker room sex bc it is the PERFECT fic! archiveofourown.org/works/60879817

is it time for velcro and tape propaganda??? bc it's canon TO ME

@fookintentacle your mind

@whimsfully do both! Ilya's slut whore 🥵

Shane getting a tattoo titling himself as “Ильина шлюха” on the jut of his hip bone. First time Ilya sees it, he blacks out from the blood rushing to his dick. Once healed, he proceeds to lick and leave so many hickey’s around those two little words, Shane looks bruised.

@fujorivalry ok wait so real I may change my opinion

@whimsfully i wanna believe it's exposed bc More Representation for Big Clits pls

@fujorivalry I’m nothing if not a diverse individual 👉👈 I think it’s tucked away cutely

@whimsfully the contrast bw this tweet and all the angst u post is so funny u really do have such range 🩷

@ottowacens wait this is adorable I love

@whimsfully my husband was oomf in 2019 and now we’re married and have a daughter :-)

moots finding their partners on twt 😔 when is it my turn 😔 I’m so happy for y’all (for real though)