evan / jack 𖦹

my dad asked me to help him with something and then when i asked a question, he goes ‘you’re smart enough, i’m sure you’ll figure it out’ TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO THE PHM FAN IN YOUR LIFE

@_cryopod saw this twt on priv and wanted to come to main just to say HI UNRELATED BUT I LOOKED AT UR ACCT AND. RED VALLEY FAN???? omg

hmmmm do i keep my pfp samwise or change it to the thing. the thing doesn’t really match my banner and i don’t want to change my banner but it’s such a fire pfp

@projectgrocky i’m so fond of U

i am so fond of all of you

@_soulsvcker HEY NAME TWIN :D hi evannn

hi every bunny

@wintersbark REAL REAL OKAY me too

@wolfeshowell GENUIIIIINE. BUT WE WILL FIND A WAY, I TRUST. and discord usually! my dms here are always so busted...

🙁 everyone hit my line, everyone dm me everyone be my friend so we can geek about all our favs all the time say yes

@wintersbark RIGHT OMFG EXACTLY

@wolfeshowell the worst part is finding things to talk abt though 😭 getting over the small talk phase of friends is genuine torture

@wintersbark IDK WHAT TO SAY LIKE. EVERRR. BUT PLS wait where do u prefer to be sent dms.

@wolfeshowell PLLSSSSSSS YES

@W3REBUTCH HI

@wolfeshowell jack,,,, it has been so long

*taps mic* hey… is this thing on

@souper_silly it’s okayyy

@wolfeshowell i'm sorry ev :<

if holland march reminds you of your father i would not recommend thinking about him an hour and a half before father’s day. fuck that

twt says there’s One person i’m not following back but i can’t tell who it is and it’s bothering me.

holy shit 800 ppl that’s wild. hi guys

@fleurysblocker YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

@wolfeshowell i’d love to be friends & talk more bff 😋

interaction baits u

i wanna charge my laptop and play the sims. sighhh

@projectgrocky i luv u too cameron

@wolfeshowell my Humor awe that’s so sweet i luv u evan

ok my turn

@wynterfalcon yes

chat do i buy

@hard4phan I FOLLOWED U !!!! (i’d say my @ here but i have the college i go to in my bio so perhaps not)

also u guys should totally go follow the insta if u want aha ha 👀🤭

@newsiespilled REAL

the gender euphoria of opening a can with one hand