David

"Yeah I'd like to book a tee time for tomorrow at 8:30." Groundskeeper as soon as you get off the phone...

@whylumos My daughter borrowed it. Sorry about that boss

Has anyone seen my credit card? Idk where I left it 😭

🚨 do you understand what $25 billion in Mississippi actually means.. the poorest state in America.. $44,966 median income.. 28% of children in poverty.. and Amazon just chose it for data centers.. $25 billion for 2,000 jobs.. that's $12.5 million per job.. they didn't pick Mississippi to help Mississippi.. they picked it for the cheapest land.. cheapest power.. and the most desperate politicians willing to sign whatever Amazon put in front of them.. cotton plantations came for the cheap labor.. factories moved south for the no unions.. now data centers are coming for the cheap electricity and the tax breaks.. the product changes every generation.. the extraction doesn't

@whylumos @arielhammock We love a self aware king ‼️

@arielhammock I don’t 💔

it takes two wipes to realize you only needed one. but It takes only one wipe know there will be a thousand more

PS6 gon cost you your first born son and some sort of ancient elixir

I have one PS 5 Pro and two original PS5s with disc drive with 6 controllers and two charging stands. Will trade for a 2025 Chevrolet Corvette. No low ball offers, I know what I got.

@WriosFatHonkers does it contain hope?

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

ocean water fucks so hard

This...sudden urge to not buy vbucks anymore

@WriosFatHonkers does a lord icon do bonus damage?

woulda stayed in da nutsack if i knew there was gonna be days like this

She deadass should be banned from every studio after this I’m so serious

@WriosFatHonkers I have a 5 stack if you’re down to join some nights

Should’ve made him pull out a bong you fucking cowards

My glorious Pun Pun

Today is January 7, 2026.

NEW 67 EMOTE DROPPING THIS UPDATE

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.