xfactor

Resurrecting an old Twitter account with the name of a popular television program to promote your newly-minted Etsy store is a thing, right? Buy this cool sticker I made! etsy.com/listing/887576…

Would do. #tweetcaroline

Would do. #neildiamond #CNNNYE

Where's Pitbull? #CNNNYE

John Mayer + Dave Chappelle = Love. #CNNNYE

@doctoranddude Eff off. #GoPack #FeelsGross

@Hollywoodgods yes! This makes me so happy!

@iClack hmm. I keep requesting but it keeps telling me "Forbidden" Stop forbidding me!

@iclack Lmk when your photo mission is over so I can quit closing insta! Ha. Also, accept my new twitter request!

If you ever intend to leave the cab you're riding in, don't engage the driver in a discussion about the health of a QB you like. #BigBen

There are so many cabs in the McD drive thru right now. I am incredibly tempted to request a U-turn. #nuggets

It's entirely possible that this decision was rash. 4 followers? That's not really gonna do it for me.

Dear anyone who cares, It's time to phase out @xfactor. If you are a fan of mine and not the TV show, follow me @LaurenHatty. #NoMoreAnon!

@geoffwelch Punchy. I'm being punchy!

I might get a new twitter account.

Execution!!!

It's very conflicting to me to have such a strong desire to have everything be clean, yet no desire to clean.

@iClack No need to bring that skank into this. I'm almost dead by now anyway... @_bgates @dlurks @courtney314

@_bgates I'm good for it!! @dlurks @courtney314 @iclack

@DLurks HA. You shut it. @courtney314 @iclack