Absolutely Hammered

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How Bryce Harper's two-run dinger sounded on TBS

PHILLIES WIN

Phillies win. Jhoan Duran strikes out the side to remain perfect.

@lacizzle8 they get a pass.

these bozos slept through Duran’s entrance

Alec Bohm is so bad. before the season I was hopeful they could give him a qualifying offer and get a pick out of it. the chances of that right now are like 0.0003%

if Adolis doesn't homer here they should just release him.

I know this sounds really stupid, but I still think Trea has a wild hot streak in him to at least normalize his numbers somewhat.

tie game.

2 runs. that's game.

who's ready for tonight.

Two more hits today for Phillies 17-year old prospect Francisco Renteria. He singled at 105.8 mph up the middle in the third, and tripled to the right-center gap at 102.6 mph in the ninth. I got him at 11.92 seconds first to third despite pulling up going into third

I’ve already seen two different backstories on AJ that read like fan-fics