brandon

Austin / Houston / Dallas

Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:

I’m not even joking this is worse than 9/11

This was actually so dumb. Tore my Achilles

I want to look like this in my 90s

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

Best thing I seen in 90 mins last night 🇾🇪

The only @NBA Eastern Conference Finals preview you need. @jalenbrunson1 @TyHaliburton22

🤣😭

This is why I can’t get my chicken on Sundays?!?!?

MF's landing on that Delta flight like

life imitates art

dont come to the ball pit tomorrow

Kept the main thing, the main thing.

time to cleanse the timeline again

LMFAOOO