Cyprian Simango

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Cyprian Simango

Cyprian Simango

@CyprianSimango

เข้าร่วม Ocak 2018
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IG:Joy-Zelda
IG:Joy-Zelda@joy_zelda·
Another Uber Driver been Robbed by Criminals Someone somewhere knows these man Please Share
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Village Guluva
Village Guluva@VillageGuluva·
Orlando Pirates don't just beat team, yi tlanga bolo yaku saseka. 😍😍🔥🔥🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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Nkele Mogono
Nkele Mogono@MogonoNkele·
A whole Nigerian that doesn't know how to spell his surname - SIBANYONI 😅😅😅 He had to copy it. Then we have to be kind to these people. I just wonder where is the original person of this ID.
Born-in-SA🇿🇦@_Tee__G

A Nigerian man was caught with a fraudulent identity card and was asked to write down and spell his South African name on the ID. He was unable to do that. The funny part is he arrogantly continued to say he’s a South African. Nigerians, where do you guys take the audacity from?

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🇿🇦Make Azania Great Again 🇿🇦
Illegal Pakistani aliens are now resorting to a new tactic: calling on the community to pressure their landlords and block lawful evictions after they refuse to leave the premises. One of them tried it recently. Unfortunately for him, when the community showed up, some of them came for the wrong reasons and immediately tried to loot the stock as Victoria Africa, Trevor, and the PA team were removing it. Luckily, the team was recording everything and managed to load and secure the stock without any losses to the Pakistan. These foreigners seem to think that because they own businesses in the townships, they’ll be treated like untouchable “Igbo Igwes.” Let this be a reminder to South Africans, especially the illegal immigrant sympathizers: these people will only be “loved” by you for as long as you can squeeze something out of them. Stop being ama-menene and start helping patriots make this country great again. #WeWantOurCountryBack 💚
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Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦@_Bongekile_·
Friends Like These😂😂😂😂
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Alpha Prime
Alpha Prime@Alpha_Prime__·
NEVER DRINK THESE LIKE THIS! WARNING: 1. Water – Don’t chug 1L at once overloads kidneys 2. Coffee – Don’t drink on empty stomach spikes cortisol 3. Energy drinks – Don’t mix with alcohol stresses heart 4. Milk – Don’t drink if lactose intolerant causes bloating 5. Fruit juice – Don’t drink daily high sugar spikes insulin 6. Soda – Don’t drink before bed destroys sleep quality 7. Alcohol – Don’t drink dehydrated worsens hangovers 8. Protein shakes – Don’t replace whole meals long-term 9. Tea – Don’t drink immediately after meals blocks iron absorption 10. Cold water – Don’t drink during meals slows digestion 11. Smoothies – Don’t overload with sugar fruits still spike glucose 12. Bottled water – Don’t store in heat releases chemicals 13. Pre-workout – Don’t exceed 400 mg caffeine/day 14. Coconut water – Don’t overdrink high potassium imbalance 15. Sparkling water – Don’t overconsume causes bloating 16. Detox drinks – Don’t rely on them your liver already detoxes Drink smart. Hydrate with purpose.
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Lerato Moela
Lerato Moela@RasLera·
Sundowns must fall
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ChrisExcel
ChrisExcel@ChrisExcel102·
Nobody wants them 😭😭😭😭
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Otunba Kappachino®
Otunba Kappachino®@im_Kappachino·
Me paying my credit card statement every month 😂😂
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LEARN THINGS
LEARN THINGS@Iearnthiingss·
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Born-in-SA🇿🇦
Born-in-SA🇿🇦@_Tee__G·
Nigerians are being mass deported all over the country no one wants them. India has started. Nigerians are not good people
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Rendani
Rendani@Rendani666·
In South Africa, thousands of SASSA grants are quietly being stopped, reviewed, and investigated, not because of external fraud syndicates alone, but because the system itself has been repeatedly compromised from the inside. A Thread.
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toekomendetuid
toekomendetuid@NtantisoAttorn1·
Nabo!!!
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eNCA
eNCA@eNCA·
The Investigating Directorate Against Corruption (IDAC) is requesting for Vusimuzi 'Cat' Matlala to be brought to the Kgosi Mampuru prison within the next 96 hours. enca.com/news/request-m…
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Newzroom Afrika
Newzroom Afrika@Newzroom405·
[WATCH] SAPS has welcomed Sergeant Fannie Nkosi being kept behind bars until Monday for a formal bail application. SAPS spokesperson Athlenda Mathe says this gives them time to strengthen their case to oppose bail. She adds that Nkosi had a .38 special revolver hidden in the mattress, an R5 rifle under the bed and 6 dockets for violent crimes such as CIT robberies and carjacking, stored in the backroom. #Newzroom405
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Mbali Mashinini
Mbali Mashinini@mbalis_bakery·
Yini esheshayo?
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MDN NEWS
MDN NEWS@MDNnewss·
Brigadier Athlenda Mathe says police found six archived serious-crime dockets, mainly linked to cash-in-transit robberies and hijackings, in a Wendy house at the home of Sergeant Fannie Nkosi. She says the dockets were officially closed as undetected and should not have been in his possession, and SAPS is now investigating how he obtained them and his possible role.
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