GWAR

Week 3, Where are we at?! see you sorry excuses of existence this week. #gorgor #gwarontour #imbecile #bohab

READ MAGGOTS boston.com/culture/concer…

We see you Green Bay getting all crafty and shit. You self-soothing humans and you're need for some coloring comfort before your demise... Whatcha got there? Oh, colored pencils! Credit: @epicgreenbay

Credit: @fierypoops89 on TikTok

Week two of Gor Gor you Earth dwelling pantyhoes! #GWAR #bohab #GorGorStikesBack #GorGor

DESTROYED RICHMOND, VIRGINIAAAAAA. READING, PENNSYLVANIA, PREPARE FOR DOOM. Credit: Dylan Akers & @WNRN

Morgan Freeman is very Gwar.

Interview: GWAR’s Blothar on covering Chappell Roan and Trump’s America timesunion.com/music/article/… via @TimesUnion

The force is strong with this one... Gor Gor will be taking over the following cities this week. #OnTour #GorGor #Metal #RockMusic #bohabsunite

Listen up Bohabs! On Thursday, March 26th from 4-6 PM Come and meet three of your lords and master. Blóthar, Beefcake and their arch enemy Sawborg Guests can meet, greet and score some terrifyingly cool merch from GWAR. No tickets necessary. Band members will sign what you buy!

You puny humans and your moving images and awards for those moving images. Our ratings are clearly much better.

We told you bohabs yesterday and of course we are the most important thing, but here is the whole Louder Than Life line up if you need more entertainment. Tickets are on sale now! on.louderthanlifefestival.com/trk/gwar

GWAR, the most romantic band known to mankind. revolvermag.com/feature/fan-po…

GRODIUS DOES THE DISHES X KNOTFEST knotfest.com/blogs/culture/…

Looks like @chappellroan got possessed by Blothar... who's next?

YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES EVERY YEAR NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET UP, BUT BECAUSE YOU LOVE BEGGING FOR OUR ATTENTION LIKE THE WORTHLESS SCUMBAG YOU ARE. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. YOU BETTER BE ON YOUR KNEES WHEN WE DO. Photo Credit: @sinanbeytas.photography

Bohabs, show the newbies how it's done. gwar.net and get your tickets NOW.

GWAR - your go to therapists for 2026 👍

#freetheudders thanks for the shoutout though. @CNN cnn.com/2026/01/17/ent…

Did it work? See you bohabs in 2 MONTHS!