hay

when hoodie season starts don’t ask me if i’m wearing anything under because this is what imma do

when my yapping battery runs out and I just sit there like this

me n twin cause we always gonna get to the bottom of it

i was definitely born in the right era. i love being able to tell men to shut the fck up without being lobotomized.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Going to the gym takes so much mental energy and then you get there and you feel great after

Random intrusive thought: Here’s my take that nobody asked for on why relationships are failing miserably these days

having adhd is so embarassing bc i am forever learning Brand New Information about basic life things that my peers have apparently been aware of for decades.

hello sharks, today i am asking for a forehead kiss

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated. She is me.

I JUST SNORTED-

People has named Patrick Dempsey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2023.