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Rats die in traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free. —African Proverb—

Making old tweets great again.

I think one of the most underrated blessings in life is meeting people who genuinely wish you well.

Prostitution begins the moment you feel that you’re too beautiful to date a struggling man🤷😂…..

Sexual discipline is a flex in this generation. It’s not only HIV and STIs. Some women also carry curses and bad luck. Be careful, bro. I beg you.

Wakamboshandisa mota inodya fuel zvekuti unosvika paku driver wakadzima radio..waona kuti inogona iriyo ikupedza fuel?

Kungoramba kubatanawo kwezvinhu but we are trying veduwe😭🙌🏾

We condemn, in the strongest possible terms, the arrest of @BitiTendai and Morgan Ncube, who were lawfully holding a private meeting in Mutare. This brazen act lays bare a regime that seeks to silence dissent while arrogating to itself the exclusive right to assemble. It is both unjust and unconstitutional that citizens are persecuted for meeting freely, while ZANU-PF members are given unchecked space to organize. The attempt to amend the Constitution without the consent of the citizens is illegitimate and a direct assault on democratic principles. Zimbabwe belongs to all of us! #NoTo2030

In 2025, Zimbabwe exported horticultural goods worth US$11.62 million to China, with macadamia nuts as the star product. 🌰🌰 Now that export protocols for citrus🍊, avocados🥑 and blueberries🫐 have been finalized , and with China’s zero-tariff treatment for 53 African countries including Zimbabwe taking effective on 1 May 2026, Zimbabwe’s high-quality agricultural and horticultural produce is poised to reach more Chinese consumers and conquer new markets across China. We are pleased to see Chinese buyers already visiting local farms in Zimbabwe to source premium produce. Meanwhile, ZimTrade will host the Zimbabwe-China Horticulture Buyers Engagement in Mutare in early April. 🇨🇳🤝🇿🇼 @ZimTradeAlerts @hdczim @InfoMinZW @MoFA_ZW @MoLAFWRD_Zim #ZimChina2026 #ChinaZimCooperation

It takes catastrophes for Zimbabwe to face reality It took a whole pandemic (COVID) to replace the useless SI that prohibited the use of the US dollar It took a whole War in the Middle East to rethink the position made a few days ago that Civil Servants where above the poverty datum line Health sector has to go on its knees for a refurbishment An Astroid must come for Zim, then it will make the right decisions

@JMafume I wanted to ask genuinely as a patriotic citizen,,how much do you need to make this happen, transforming the above picture to the below one ,, what are your estimates to make it happen? Please reply if you find time ,,thank you 🙏

ZERA Notice: Fuel Prices effective 18 March 2026 @official_MOEPD @mazeti1 @InfoMinZW @HeraldZimbabwe @newswireZW @ZBCNewsonline @BusinessTimesZW @ChronicleZim @ManicaPostZim @DailyNewsZim @powerfmzimbabwe @capitalkfm @ZiFMStereo @Bulawayo24News @263Chat @3KtvZim @ZTNPrime

The 4th edition of the CAF African Schools Football Championship will be hosted in Harare, Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼🤩 The 2026 ASFC will take place from the 2nd to the 10th of April. 🗓️ For more information 👉: cafonline.com/caf-african-sc… #ASFC26

Useless Organizations

Harare - Beitbridge road. Whichever company yakapiwa tender potion yeMvuma to Chaka usazodaro wangu🙌🙌. Chatoo chikumbiro, dzosa something, chero ukangoita hako resurfacing kana mapavers chaiwo. Makomba aripo ukasaita project yefish unotamba nhodo🤞

@nickmangwana Deep down every Zimbabwean really knows that the only reduction that will make people happy is: 1. The cost of Passports 2. The cost of fuel Without reducing these two, unfortunately we have not started reducing anything

You are all invited to attend the Public Hearings on Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3 (H.B. 1, 2026) taking place at venues across the country. Your views and contributions are important in shaping laws that affect the nation. Come, participate, and have your say—do not be left out. Dates to be announced soon :

Then we Blame the city council Engineers

Rwanda has become the first African country to monetize Tiktok, so that creators can get paid.