Judith Pudden

@anne_theriault 13? 13??!!

@perecotito @annalisa_nicole @ask_aubry To afford a house in Toronto, where I live, you need an income of $200,000

@annalisa_nicole @ask_aubry thank you! that's starting to make sense - what would you say a good equivalent like. "decent" salary is? like enough to pay bills, eat reasonably, buy nice things occasionally, but not mega rich

If you're a dude in your mid thirties making pepe the frog memes, doubt about the good personality.

@ask_aubry Is he bragging about his income, or complaining

@anne_theriault I feel like these clams are just delighted to be there. I think I finally understand ‘happy as a clam’ because these clams are clearly very happy

@paulisci I think it would be cool if rich people had a standing policy of handing out fruit to children who come knocking on the door every day. When your net worth climbs over $100 million you're obligated to pick a distinctive fruit or vegetable and keep a bin by the coat rack.

@anne_theriault The threat was that you *wouldn’t* get him a pope stuffy, right?

@notbeforenoon @anne_theriault Well, I do crave a cat* and am incredibly allergic to them. *As a pet, not to eat. Just to be clear. I have no idea if my cat allergy also applies to eating them

@anne_theriault I’ve seen this nonsense since the 70s, it keeps getting trotted out every few years. I remember one time it was "craving something means you’re allergic to it."

@Joannechocolat As soon as it’s available on Kobo in Canada!

Nolan did. Will you? #MadeYouLook

@ask_aubry Is that a dog leash hanging on the wall? Are there dorms that allow dogs?

And if something did happen to her and she hadn't locked her door, these same guys will come out blaming her for not taking precaution.

@anne_theriault Donc!

@StreetAlleyCat @ask_aubry I’m really hoping there is a further update that she has scheduled an abortion, because being tied to that man and his family for the next 18+ years is a profoundly bad idea.

Girl, RUN!

@reportbywilson But have you ever tried a Pacific Rose?

@darrenhayman Zucchini bread/zucchini muffins. Like banana bread, but different

I would welcome suggestions as to what I should do with my marrow at this time.

@BriarLori @Autumn__Fox @_localmenance She’s past disingenuous and into outright lies. I think I’m gonna believe the doctor who was formally tasked with investigating her death. irishexaminer.com/news/arid-3081…

@Autumn__Fox @_localmenance Stop being disingenuous. Ireland’s total abortion ban prevented doctors from removing the dead fetus. They literally had to change their constitution to allow doctors freedom to do their jobs without fear of prosecution.

Fuck DeSantis. At 16 weeks her water broke but the ER refused to induce because of Florida's anti-abortion law. They sent her home with antibiotics and a prayer. She lost half her blood on the bathroom floor of a hair salon.

@darrenhayman When will they be in your shop?

Unboxing video of my first book!

@darrenhayman @Allegiant There’s a Jon Pudden in Kansas who was always giving out my email. I got his receipts for buying bullets and rifle scopes and shrubbery. And notices from Veterans Affairs.

So has anybody had anything like this before? An internal flight in the USA has been booked for me, in my name, with @Allegiant and the flight confirmation has come to my email. No money that I can see taken from my account. Now a receipt for a hardware store in Las Vegas

@Nicole__Meiner @ask_aubry Is that what it means? I was thinking he didn’t like lady pilots. Or angels. Or photos taken in the middle of doing the chicken dance.

@ask_aubry It took me so long to realize that "with wing behind" meant "standing against a wall with wings painted on it" and not "like winged eyeliner but on your butt."

Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app. And what's on the app: Cheating Jim

@darrenhayman Your little buckle shoes!

Strong man competition , dunno 76 maybe?

Do you want to see a photo of me…

@nearyd @erichoke @IanColdwater The average price of a condo where I live is over $725,000. A 20% downpayment is $145,000. And yes, I have to live here, because it’s where my job is.

@erichoke @IanColdwater With 5% interest rates on money markets right now compounding monthly, that's more like $15,692.93.

Remember friend. A $5 iced latte a day is $25 a week, $100 a month, $1200 a year. After 10 years.. that’s $12,000! Which is still nowhere near enough to put a down payment on a house so enjoy your espresso in peace.

@aliversluis And also this passage that made me snicker: “countless “circle times” in which introverts who probably chose the profession because of their passion for Victorian literature are forced to perform “The Bear Went over the Mountain” to rooms full of rioting toddlers.”