Kyle J. Mason

“what you doing for that dick” me & oomf:

Only four times in NBA history has a player led the league in scoring, won the MVP, led the playoffs in scoring, won playoff MVP, and was 1st Team All-Defensive. Career leaderboard: Michael Jordan, 4 Everyone else who ever lived, 0

him & T.I. have been doin’ this back &forth for years 😂🤣😭😭😭

When I was 12 years old I’d wake up on a Saturday morning, watch some cartoons and pro wrestling, go outside and throw a rubber ball off the side of the house, get the guys in the neighborhood together for Wiffle Ball, go inside for Atari and snacks, ride my bike to Dairy Queen for a Mr. Misty, listen to Casey Kasem, flip on ESPN and watch sports with no social commentary, flip it over to MTV, which showed actual music videos, go back outside for more Wiffle Ball, and then think “Hey, it’s almost 3 pm.” Living my best life and had no fucking idea how good I had it.

As an adult, always watch your mouth and mind your business. This GenZ are not playing and no one is saving you…

Il me met un ace à 228. J’étais là : Fuck, je fais devoir servir. - Pas le mot en F s’il te plaît. - Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. - Nos excuses pour le langage. Corentin, je vais te poser une dernière question, s’il te plaît, reste poli […] - Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

@atrupar @cardon_brian

@atrupar The agreement must be REALLY bad if the pro MAGA NY Post is attacking Traitor Trump. 😅😅👇👇

Trump: "Qatar is the closest to Iran, physically. With other countries, I noticed they had to travel about 45 minutes to get there. With you, you could walk right across the border." There's no land border between Iran and Qatar. They're separated by the Persian Gulf.

The world laughs at Donald Trump at G7. What an embarrassment.

@LaughingFightz 3 punches in, drunk af, no business swinging 🤣

If pedophile protector Todd Blanche is confirmed as Attorney General, the amount of outrage is going to be like nothing we have seen before. There are 3 million pages of the Epstein files Blanche is illegally refusing to release due to one reason: Trump raped children for fun.

Trump said something outside a press gaggle that I don’t think enough people caught. A reporter called him out on the corruption. He gave three responses. 1. I have the right to do it. 2. He’s not stealing that much. A billion or two billion dollars. Not that much money. Classic Trump. 3. People don’t care. That’s the permission structure. Our collective apathy is what they’re using to justify everything happening in Washington right now. Please stand up and prove him wrong.

In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game. You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.

Official word from The Whitehouse “Trump is the sharpest, most accessible and energetic president in American history”

I’m logging off😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

This guy turned every single text his HOA president sent him into a song. Over the past year and a half, she’s been texting him nonstop about fines, videos he’s posting, eggs in the yard, signs on his lawn, his driveway, and even threatening to put a lien on his house. So instead of arguing with her, he had AI turn all her messages into a full song. It’s honestly one of the most creative ways I’ve seen someone get back at an over-the-top HOA. Be honest… would you turn your HOA president’s texts into a song?

He took a trip abroad to Europe and found out what they think of us.

MacFarlane: Do you have any reservations about Pulte being DNI? Welch: Absolutely. He knows nothing about intelligence. His number one qualification is that he is totally devoted to Donald Trump, and he will do whatever Trump wants. Does that mean intelligence will be by the book and on the level, or will it suit what Trump wants? I’m convinced it will be the latter.

This speech should be read at Americas 250th. 🇺🇸