Logan Barker

If Kamala Harris won: -There would be no war with Iran. -No war with NATO. -No upcoming war with Cuba. -Our military would not be run by Kid Rock & Vodka on the Rocks. -We wouldn't hand Argentina $20 billion. -Everyone ICE murdered would be alive. -Gas prices would be a third of what they are. -The deficit would not skyrocket. -No one would rob you and call it tariffs. -Farmers wouldn't be suffering. -Economy and jobs wouldn't be cratering. -She wouldn't be golfing every weekend. -She wouldn't sleep in every meeting. -She wouldn't go to every UFC fight. -She wouldn't post drivel 200 times a day. -You could open your passport without vomiting. -She wouldn't beg for the Nobel Peace Prize. -She'd fight our enemies, not Kimmel and Springsteen. -She would never sell us crypto and fragrance. -She wouldn't take an airplane bribe from Qatar. -She would never steal $400 million from us to build a giant panic room. -She would never call herself Jesus MD. -She would never cheer when an American dies. -The world would respect us. -We would respect us.

I'm not a monarchist, but King Charles reminding the US Congress of the value of democracy, human rights, checks on executive power, respect between religious faiths, peace between nations, the reality of climate change & the horrors of fascism is almost enough to make me one.

So Charles dunked on and rebuked Trump for the entirety of his speech, but in British ways so subtle that it went straight over MAGA’s heads and they're cheering him for it. Genius.

He did it politely and diplomatically but King Charles just reminded Congress: • NATO was there for USA after 9/11 • British Troops did fight in Afghanistan • Ukraine needs our help now • executive power must be subject to checks & balances • ice-caps are melting • America’s natural wonders need protecting

It’s almost like Caleb Durbin had a slow start and is figuring things out and it’s still April or something.

trump gets a $400 million ballroom, a $400 million jet, he's suing the IRS for $10 billion and he's golfing every weekend. You get unaffordable groceries, high gas prices, high electricity bills and one piece of chicken.

Crazy that President Zelensky has never demanded a $400 million gold bricked ballroom to feel safe.

Cam Schlittler dodges objects as he warms up at Fenway Park

Oh no — next comes free preschool, free school meals, higher wages, and tuition-free community college. Truly terrifying stuff.

Top ten most gerrymandered states according to GROK. 🔴North Carolina 🔴Texas 🔴Florida 🔵Illinois 🔵Maryland 🔴Ohio 🔴Wisconsin 🔴South Carolina 🔴Georgia 🔴Pennsylvania

Democrats: "If you redo the TX maps we're going to redo other states." Republicans: "Suck it libtards. Cope." Democrats: "Ok, so we're doing CA and VA." Republicans: "Wait.. no. What? This is the end of America. Stop. You guys are mean."

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

But I thought Mamdani ruined NY

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Having Pat McAfee, Jason Kelce, Bert Kreischer and Kevin Hart at The Masters is the epitome of ESPN's cultural degradation of sports. Augusta National should be the ultimate place of dignity and reverence and these ignominious dullards debase it with their sophomorish hijinks.

Reminder that Trump owes us all $8,700. $5,000 DOGE check. $2,000 tariff revenue check. $1,700 tariff refund check.

The College GameDay crew discuss the current state of college basketball.

SGA foul baited his way to 3-3 from the foul line tonight. Shameful performance in a MVP matchup with national eyes. Unethical 43 point win from the boys in OKC.

BREAKING: Russia shared satellite images of Prince Sultan US base in Saudi with Iran right before their attack that injured our troops. Ukrainian intel confirms it. Meanwhile Trump refuse to condemn Russia. Is this what you voted for?

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.