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In 2002, a NASA intern stole a safe full of moon rocks worth around $20M. He sprinkled them on a hotel bed and had sex with his girlfriend on top of them making him the first man to have “sex on the moon”

What did Tinubu do first after entering Aso Rock? Who fit remind me 😂😂

All this just to get dunked on by Southampton is just embarrassing

Lmao. This idiot really wrote a whole truckload of paragraphs defending CJN Onnoghen sack Defenders of democracy

Btw Mr Bayo essay and Mikel podcast after losing, I no know d one wey I like pass 🤣🤣🤣

Folk😭😭😭😭😭 this graphic is nuts

this is so smart

Swap Cecil with Batman and Omniman would’ve been dead as soon as he tried that bullshit on earth.

UAE told Pakistan to join the war against Iran or pay back their $3.5 Billion loan. Pakistan paid back their loan. This is the way.

are you telling me this whole time A24 wasn't making no money?

Don’t disrespect THE Frank Lampard for “Ruud”

This picture gonna go triple platinum when they end up trophyless again 😂

At least Abacha did not interfere with the NBS. Note: After this “interrogation,” the once-neutral NBS became an APC wing of statistics. Prince of democracy, una 🤡

If we bottle a 9-point lead with the majority of the match at the Emirates, we shouldn't only sack Mikel Arteta, we should send him to the Strait of Hormuz in a boat covered in an Israeli flag.

Arsenal Southampton

If you're angry that I poached WAW's best reporters when I was leaving, you should ask yourself why they agreed to be poached. How did you treat them? How much were you paying them? You were paying a 27 year-old adult man N110,000/month ($80) to be a field reporter covering high risk stories including the Lekki Massacre memorial and an attempted undercover infiltration of a Chinese/Filipino scam call centre with armed security on Providence Way. This dude had a high risk full time job and he couldn't afford a place to stay. He was squatting with his friend while working full time as a investigative reporter! You couldn't even be nice to him, which costs nothing. Everyday insult upon query, to the point that he was already planning to submit his resignation, even before finding another job. When I made him an offer that came with a living wage and the promise of being treated like an actual human being with feelings, why wouldn't he jump ship? What pull factors were present to make him want to stay put? Isn't he somebody's child too? What effort did you make for WAW to be a non-toxic workplace? Or were you in fact, a pompous bunch of awful diasporans who thought they had a god given right to treat Nigerian locals as cheap labour trash, because of the small $5 you make in America? Did you regularly mock and belittle your employees to their hearing, making jest of their financial status or lack of travel? Now that I took the best talent with me and we're flying in our new project, and your organisation has clearly crumbled into a rotting mess that will soon be worth nothing, you're busy throwing tantrums, acting drama and telling lies on the TL about "David was disengaged" and "financial irresponsibility" - exactly how "irresponsible" it was mathematically possible to be while essentially working with a zero budget, nobody has explained. Enjoy your meme replies and retweets from the sub-3-digit IQ morons but remember that as always, in exactly 5 working days, none of the idiots you are performing for will remember any of this, and you will be back to being a group of clueless, pompous asshats who don't know their ass from their elbow, running a forgotten platform that only ever had any relevance because of its attachment to me. Your eba is cold. You should warm it.

Came across this and was very impressed

Portugal vs Colombia sold out two months ago buddy

Saudi league is so rigged whenever Al Nassr wins, the other teams start scoring own goals vs Al Ahli and Al Haram

We scored 8 goals last season