Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god
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Omar 🍻🤑
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@Omar_DLS_
DILF af 😎 Jerez, Zac - J.A.V.C 4 life. IBEW 332 ⚡️
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
This just won the internet
Boston Globe Pitchbot@BostonSatire
Report: Vrabel says he will take time away from the NFL to focus on fucking
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
How to build a great NFL roster
QB- White
RB - Black
WR1 - Black (Shifty)
WR2 - Black (Big)
WR3 - White (gritty)
TE - White
OT/OG - Samoan/ Nigerian
C - Midwest White
DL - Nigerian
NT- Samoan
CB- Jits
S - One black One White
LB - White with long hair + Big black guy
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
This is low key one of the funniest baseball videos ever
Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja
There should be a rule against hitting someone's 1st MLB pitch for a home run. 🧑⚖️
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Folks need to develop hobbies outside of media consumption
cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆@Okay_Bye___
Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
once you understand this, you will never struggle at making friends or connections
Michael Seibel@mwseibel
It took me 43 years to realize there are no adult. Just kids in adult bodies trying to figure it things out the best they can.
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Spiritually Israeli team
z@ZakMarcinNBA
funniest thing about OKC is they get all the calls and then are irate when you get any calls back lmao
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
This shit is all-time comedy gold to me.
I will RT this every year on this day.
Lil Sasquatch@lilsasquatch66
Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
If I was a manager I'd pretend someone had a gun to my head and was going to kill me if my player didn't get on base. Then rank my lineup 1-9 based on who I'd want at bat so I don't die. That's the batting order
Jacob@AndThatsBB
I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Wemby beat Deni one time and Yahu made his head fawking explode bro
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו@netanyahu
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Tweets this then Wemby gets concussed nd the Spurs lose
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו@netanyahu
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
"the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known."
`@lisaawrites
According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.
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Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
Omar 🍻🤑 รีทวีตแล้ว
You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat
Snotnoze Saleem@SnotnozeSaleem
An entire dispensary pre-roll gets you high for exactly 14 minutes and 59 seconds
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