Rory Jacob

Ate lunch 2day w/ a table of farmers Next to me was our state senator (I recognized him) Everyone’s talking except he & I So I say 2 him “hi I’m jacob whats ur name” We talked for 15min. But he never told me his last name or that he’s Senator. That’s a nice/rare politician

Ok, I’ve talked long enough This is the last tweet in the thread Anyhow, this is LeRoy The world needs more LeRoys Go find yourself a LeRoy and make him your friend

The receptionist mentioned to me this morning that “your office is the only one in this whole building that ever smells like cow shit” and it’s little complements like that can totally brighten your day

Nothing’s more immature then your ex cornering someone knew in your life and telling her lies and bullshit. #hopesheseesthis.

7 ways to become more DISCIPLINED: 1. Know your why 2. Track your progress 3. Do something you love 4. Create a daily schedule 5. Commit to someone else 6. Create a morning routine 7. Have a designed place to work Discipline is the very core of progress.

Deputy Jacob Heaberlin drove his cruiser onto the ice at the @BlueJacketsNHL game last night. Jacob was honored for his bravery for an incident earlier this year where he was shot in his abdomen, just below his protective vest, after he pulled over a suspect who opened fire.

Just watched Blazing Saddles for the first time in a year or so So for the next 3 days I’m gonna go around saying things like “shitload of dimes” and hoping somebody gets the joke

Butter on saltine crackers, and chicken noodle soup can fix the worst cold, or hangover.

Anybody else?!

He gave his life to save others. He’s a good boy and he will never be forgotten. Rest In Peace #K9Cigo

Tombstone is a Christmas movie. - literally about a Holliday - 3 wise men - final scene is outside in the snow I rest my case

One of Deere’s Best. Original “To Good To Restore”. W 4626 hrs......

We didn’t “sign up for this.” Entering our profession isn’t a tacit agreement to die. It’s an understanding the possibility is there. We need the public, and they need us. An officer who is killed isn’t “just” a cop; they’re a son/daughter, or a parent. Coach. Mentor.

I’m not sure when it became the height of women’s western fashion to wear felt, flat brim hats and giant, bright colored bell-bottom pants But honestly it’s a smart move Nothing like a combination of Wyatt Earp and Jerry Reed to get a man’s attention