Scott

No European giant club would have given this guy a job considering his CV but Bayern did 👏

the intimacy of protecting someone’s name when they’re not in the room

If it was football it's 10:0

I accidentally wore a red shirt to target… Long story short, I’m covering for Lisa this weekend.

Babies medicines are flavored and sweetened because they think children want it that way But no one thinks about us as adults. I want to bite into strawberry paracetamol, not that bitter thing they force me to take

Idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello I was also brave today

Why do we wash our white clothes before washing the black ones, isn't that racism?

Procrastination is basically the bad habit of thinking about the effort instead of the reward.

People who don’t post WhatsApp status think it’s an achievement 😂😂😂😂

The son of a nobody that wants to become somebody without knowing anybody must know God

Man stop wastin them peoples time..

"why don't you tell us anything anymore?" i've updated my privacy policy

Think about how lucky we are that blinking our eyes doesn't make a noise.

"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good." Genesis 1:31

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the rule of thumb is that the first piece of bread stays in the bag until it meets the last slice of bread...

It’s sad that during your formative years, your exposure to the world is largely limited by your parent’s own exposure. If they value things like music lessons, spelling bees, sports, or exploring random hobbies, you benefit from that. If not, it’s just chores and TV for you.

There is no business idea that hasn’t crossed my mind… am even thinking of opening a new country 😭😭

A Turkish proverb says, “If a father bathes his children, both will laugh, and if a son bathes his father, both will cry.” Such is the painful beauty of life, where love comes full circle with time.

The camel drinks both fresh and salt water. It can even drink water from the Dead Sea and nothing will happen to it. This is because the camel's kidneys filter the water: they separate it from the salt and turn it into fresh water suitable for drinking. The camel also eats thorns and they do not harm its stomach or intestines because its saliva dissolves the thorns like acid. The camel has two eyelids: one is thin and transparent, the other thick and fleshy. When a sandstorm starts in the desert, it closes its transparent eyelid to prevent sand from getting into its eyes. A camel can also change its body temperature: if it is cold its temperature increases, if it is hot in the hot desert its body temperature decreases. The qualities that this beautiful little animal possesses are impressive.

British people wont say you eat too much. They will say, "you like your food yeah" 😂😂😂😂