Scott Widley

every fucking year like clockwork at easter and christmas, you fucking conservatives have a 'war on easter/xmas' meltdown. finding something to be wildly offended by. every year since i can remember and somehow both still exist and celebrated and enjoyed despite the best efforts of miserable, culture war warriors like this fuckwit. always whining and sulking. never fucking happy unless being a hateful cunts. conservatives are pathetic. grow the fuck up and take a break from sowing division, dickhead.

NOT ONE of these #Manosphere saddos has ever gone down the pub and had a pint. None of them have ever successfully flipped a beer mat and caught it. None of them have ever got the fruity to pay-out This alone disqualifies them from talking about masculinity. Fucking soft lads…

I know Star Wars is technically set in the past but I can't help but feel that George Lucas predicted the future by showing us a stupid trade war and a big fat slimy orange worm that forces itself onto women.

Recently discovered rare footage of Willie Nelson and Keith Richards helping build the pyramids in Egypt 😂

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke

Rapture booked in for next week Does Monday 10:30am suit everyone?

Germans when they realise they are not going to be blamed for World War III

Imagine paying homage to Noel Gallagher and sending up Bobby Gillespie to do it? About as motivating as a salad sandwich.

Went to the bank today to withdraw some money. The teller said “what’s this amount for?” Dead face looked at her and said “midget strippers and cocaine” I thought it was funny….

I'm Scottish and I don't have Tourette's. So if I call you a cunt it's because you're a cunt.

Remembering Kurt 20th February 1967 5th April 1994

Bruce Almighty. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🥌

great, now they’ll say THAT’S bad for you

Damn right.

4000 years and we're back to the same language.

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

Guillermo del Toro paid tribute to DGA president Christopher Nolan and joked, “I love saying President Nolan. It’s so good saying ‘president’ with a good word after it.”

This year I’ve seen good and bad in every race, gender and sexual preference On this tour I met all of the above and they were just beings of love, all together Drop your judgement. A cunt is a cunt and love is love. Know the difference and go forward with only love ❤️

Mammoth - The End OUT NOW!!! Mammoth.lnk.to/TheEndAlbum

🚨 | Carlos Sainz when asked about Ferrari Chairman John Elkann's recent comments: "That is none of my business. "You know the frog that has the tea? That's literally me right now."