world’s most she/her astros fan

@Thunderblunder7 you told me to tweet you for tracking my agency drop ‼️ MUCH LOVE GENERAL 🫡🧡

This is the same kind of anger other fanbases direct at Jalen for painting his nails. Marcus is a loser but so is this tweet!

@StrosHorns1705 @ILuvJohnStanton @ziyanm_ Maybe if Shohei does choose them, the team can finally back up their virulent hate their fans have in their heart.

shohei ohtani is going to go to sign with the one team that i under no circumstances can ever root for😡😡😡

@essinuexx 👀

@ziyanm_ steph/jg/tari/sengun/garuba my gawd

let me cook

@Ariichiiyoko @ApolloHOU worlds hottest dodgers fan respectfully

I am more scared of playing in Oakland Coliseum in June than any game in the Bank.

It’s gonna be Dodgers Astros

@Itamar_17_10 TyTy is going to play himself into being the starting PG for this team. His two man game with Tari 💆‍♀️

By the way, we don't have 13 players who deserve playing time. We have 10. And Tate's been injured. For some reason, Silas really likes Fernando, Mathews and Nix when they probably wouldn't be in the league if not for the Rockets. TyTy could make it 11 with a good performance.

So, no explanation here other than "we have a lot of guys who deserve playing time". It remains inexplicable why a FRP who managed to play himself into the rotation after 20 games hasn't been given a chance in year, yet a vet and a UDFA who've both been worse still get minutes.

@Lissielys ive been thinking about the same thing

update?

@AndyLetc @BenOndaTop respectfully

@AndyLetc @BenOndaTop correa will not save that trash ass team

You’ll never catch me bad mouthing Carlos Correa, tbh. A legend forever here in the H. Dude is an Astro forever and even HE knows that. His heart is still here clearly. He’s just away for business for a little while. I wish him well.

@BenOndaTop He’ll be back and involved in the org as soon as he can, in whatever capacity. I truly believe that.

lol

@dirkyville @michaelschwab13 nfts are a pyramid scheme! i hope you get out soon, hate to see my fellow astros fans get got 🧡🧡🧡

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@SheIsTyraB tumblr is the best option but i doubt itll happen

Rockets Twitter? If Elon starts making us pay what platform y’all using? I’m thinking Tumblr. 🤔

@BabeRuthsEmpire glad we agree those aren’t real rings 🫡

How many of the Yankees rings were before integration?

@houstonastrhoes thank you for not making fun of me