Save Ferris 1984

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

The vibes after an Opening Day win

Talk about a first impression! 🥹

BASES CLEARING TRIPLE FOR BRETT BATY

Brett Baty says it was "unbelievable" to see what Carson Benge did today: "I think if I'm remembering correctly, Alvy hit a home run his first hit, maybe, and I think I did it. Well, I know I did it" 😂

"Baseball is like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: You just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250, not unless he had a lot of RBI and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything, if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball." Annie Savoy. "Bull Durham"

Listening to the play-by-play while “working”

Team USA has arrived to the World Baseball Classic Final in GAME-USED United States Men's National Hockey Team jerseys.

USA baseball needed the travel ball dad - he knows all the scenarios, has mapped them out extensively and told everyone who will listen (and those that will ignore him). He may be annoying, but he knows the tiebreaker rules, scenarios win or lose and who and when they will play next - in every scenario possible. He would have told DeRosa and every manager. Travel ball dads for the win!

Take one game off of narrating mafia and I get kamikazied in round two. #letthekidplay

Lived my lifelong goal of being the “guy who knows first” on a big time home run:

Hope the Braves ain't planning any throwback jersey nights...

the trick is bat speedmaxxing without getting whiffmogged

W + ratio

THREAD: Why you need to start throwing 200 pitches bullpens. People obsessed with pitch count are missing the boat. Most injuries aren’t only “overuse”. What they actually are is a spike in workload that the body was underprepared for.

Tennessee players after they hit a HR to go up 13-2 on East Tennessee Catholic Baptist on a Tuesday night in February

We could be looking at a Franz Ferdinand moment

Tired: The Super Bowl is boring Wired: The Super Bowl is Big Ten West-maxxing

i hope bad bunny brings that pop tart out to sacrifice