The Mike

Hi friends! I wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest site on the internet. Long and short of it: We won the bid and — you're not going to believe it — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

This account has been given a grey checkmark, verifying it as an official government account. It also only accepts resumes be DM's, which are solely open to verified X users who pay Elon Musk. This level of corruption is staggering.

A rapist for AG. A spy for DNI. A zealot for Defense. An antivaxer for Health. A criminal for president. This is what Orwellian means.

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

Here’s the thing

the worst cabinet pick SO FAR

Star girl posing with her sword.✨️

I really love this kind of parenting ❤️ 🎥: dottoos & itsmaliasworld & lifeofprincey on IG.

The world will be crueler now. Won’t be just Trump but the license he provides to the miscreants.

Veterans Day is a day to honor the brave Americans who fought for the values America just decided weren't all that worth fighting for.

Y'all need to listen to this. Because Trump will be entering the White House as a lame duck president, it may not be as easy for him as some people think. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

He's not wrong

ethel cain on the election: "if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Girl dads unite. #BlueWave2024

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

Happy Guy Fawkes Day America. May you be as successful ridding your country of treasonous plotters as we once were.