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Lindsey Graham says that they are going to introduce legislation so that you, the tax payer, have to pay $400 million for Trump's ballroom, which, by the way, you won't be allowed to go inside because you are a poor peasant, it's for the lords and masters only.

the embarrassment of finding out u mean way less than u thought

Hatsune Miku is officially getting her own fishing gear The collaboration features 12 items, including a glowing reel and a light-up fishing rod

A JAPANESE DEV BUILT AN APP THAT SHOWS A FAT CAT ON THE SCREEN AND FORCES YOU TO TAKE A BREAK.

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

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@LeadingReport This is hilariously insulting. After stealing 40% and more of the average Americans income, the government is now asking for donations? When your nation is already taxed to death and then asks for charity, it's time to replace the government.

Rest in peace, Shakespeare. You would’ve fucking loved Kanye.

How to win a battle in less than 30 second in Pokémon Champions

Mega Aggron "The Wall" cares not what you throw at her

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

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This was the cutest mode I have ever seen

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My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man." So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this: "What can I help you with?" "Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project." Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

"a moment of silence to pray for Trump" me:

my bitch ass neighbor called the police cause I was smoking on the balcony. The police came and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. they ask where'd u buy it? I said from the neighbor now they at his house searching his shit.

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of State were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

American assassins when its School kids. Donald Trump