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When someone drinks a lot of Diet Coke you know that they have psychiatric problems

going to a “vintage” “market” and a bunch of maybe 19 year olds are selling the aeropostale hollister american eagle etc clothes that i wore in middle school

I’m sorry but this is how katseye dances to me 😭

Where is Jen Shah?

Muchova: 🧍‍♀️ Coco:

Piperacilina-tazobactam

when i’m on jeaprody and the host named Ihavwon Kwestchin asks what utah’s state bird is

Stretch your hips, eat some Greek yogurt, and handle it

Berries and plain greek yogurt …. 😊 How decadent 😍 It was good too. Put the berries in the yogurt 😊 Omg I’ve never done that, imma try it! Whaaat? It’s really good… it makes the yogurt all sweet and it’s just good

His fagcent a little too good #mormonawoken

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

Girls it was insane....Smoked turkey mozzarella smashed avocado lettuce tomato and mayo with sundried tomato pesto on rosemary focaccia

no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect

Hey, would you mind quickly reading my draft? I'm looking for someone to shower it with praise, question nothing, and assure me it's Ok to submit in the next 4 hours.

The bad news: Airport traffic control is so bad that it's genuinely dangerous to fly in America now. Also you need to arrive at the airport 4 hours early so the gestapo can menace you in the security line The good news: oil is so expensive you can no longer afford to fly anyways

Watching housewives order at dinner

and who gives a shit about a straight soccer player

Just saw like 5 separate gay guys in Williamsburg wearing ascots and let me tell you none of them looked good!

facing backwards on the acela with a mild hangover

A series