Thomas the Shank Engine

as a person who already assumes she deserves Cosmic Punishment, i would be no fun whatsoever for jigsaw. Yeah man, I’m fundamentally evil. No arguments. Strap me into the Chest Exploder 3000

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

it's always "you're autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything you know about the lord of the rings"

A reminder that males, being simple creatures, and having developed as the secondary sex, are not meant to lead. They are bad at leading and dislike it. They are much happier in simple drone roles, following instructions. Patriarchy is a failed experiment.

is anyone else noticing how time no longer feels normal? the days vanish and then the weeks blur together. everything is so much faster. something is wrong.

Does my cat know she’s adorable or does she think her lil meow squeaks are super serious business

face card so lethal you can’t focus on the plot

Something that breaks my heart as a Millennial is how fucking optimistic and fun our teenage years and 20s were. Like we envisioned a TOTALLY different world from the one that we've got and insanely divorced from what Gen-Z are experiencing. Its hard to put in words how fantastic we thought life was gonna be and how it seemed like we were making tangible social progress. We've had all of that ripped away from us.

Remember that time sam and dean blew coke

Hi, so the woman who carried and gave birth to me was 13 years old, celebrated her 14th birthday only days before I was born. I should’ve been aborted. It’s really terrible that she was made to carry and birth a baby while she was a child herself. Am I happy to be alive? Yes. Absolutely. Very happy to be here. Would I be mad had I been aborted? No, I wouldn’t exist, I wouldn’t feel anything. I shouldn’t exist. She was a child. The lives of girls/women are more valuable than fetuses.

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

i’m not exaggerating when i say that this is the most iconic pop star debut of all time… she came in the industry SWINGING

It finally happened yesterday. We were all playing with a baby and then came then “When are you two going to get busyyy and pop one out?!” and I firmly said, “When we quit losing them.” and the crowd fell silent. Don’t ask questions in which you aren’t prepared for the answer!

i can’t get over seeing a braid in space … the simplicity & humanity of it … i could cry … we started in caves and now we’re all the way up there ⋆ ☄︎. ·˚ * 🔭

One of the things we don’t talk about enough is what a hypersexualised culture does to young girls. I remember being around 13 and already scared of “heterosexual” sex because were told it was inevitable, that it would hurt, that penetration was something that had to happen to “take away” your virginity, and that boys would expect things things such as a blow job. When I said I didn’t want that, I was mocked, dismissed, and told when I grow up I’d want that for myself. Meanwhile, boys are raised to look forward to sex, to see it as something they gain and take from girls. Girls, on the other hand, are prepared to expect discomfort, pressure, even humiliation as part of the experience. This is a very fucked up way to socialise children and teenagers, and I hope none of you are passing these ideas on to your kids.

The aliens in outer space the moment they heard pink pony club:

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours” bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell