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@abdash14

Husband, Father, Born Leader & Supporter of Social Justice. Northerner by Blood.

Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Haziran 2015
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GISTE
GISTE@ggiste·
Leo nayo imekuwa another day to solve KRA dramas😂😂😂 There is this old mzee… Ako na ngombe zake mwecheche.. kuna watu walikuja kwa kijiji last year and gave them a good deal ya maziwa. Watakuwa wananunua maziwa at 50 bob per litre. Mzee anaproduce 80 Ltrs per day. Biashara smart sana. Kampuni ikamwambia inataka KRA pin yake. They have to declare whatever they buy as expenses on etims so that they can claim their business expenses when filling when filling income tax. Remember any business claiming deductions for business expenses must support them with valid electronic tax invoices. Failure to issue eTIMS-compliant invoices for supplies denies you the ability to claim your business expenses when filing income tax returns. As well as claim the input VAT in your monthly VAT return (for those who are registered for VAT). Kuitishwa pin number Kenya imekuwa mambo ya kawaida. So mzee akapeana pin number Sasa leo, akanitafuta nimfilie returns. Akasema mwaka mzima hakuna biashara amefanya. So anataka niweke Nill. Mimi teke teke nika login kwa website ya KRA. Nikaenda pande ya returns. Nikabonyeza NILL return. KRA wakaweka hapo maandishi ya red “The total turnover for eTims/Tims invoice of Kshs 1,118,250 is higher than the gross turnover declared in the return. Please declare the correct turnover and proceed with filling…..” In short KRA inaambia mzee ako na biashara alifanya ya Kshs. 1,118,250/- anafaa alipie tax. Nikauliza mzee kwani uko na kabiashara.. mzee akaniambia hana kazi ata anasurvive na tupesa watoto yake wanamtumianga😂😂 Nikapigia watu hapo KRA niwaulize rada mbona wanaharass mzee😂😂😂 KRA wakaniambia niulize mzee kama ako na ngombe.. Nikauliza mzee kama ako na ngombe.. Mzee innocently akaniambia ako na ng’ombe tano alinunuliwa na watoto wake zikuwe zinamkeep busy.. Very nice…. Nikaambia watu wa kra mzee amenunuliwa ngombe na vijana wake asipate depression ushago after leaving Nairobi life.. Jamaa wa KRA akaniambia mzee anauza maziwa anategeneza Kshs. 4,000 per day na anataka kudeclare NIL returne yet watchman wa G4S on a salary of 1K per day analipa ushuru. Wakaniuliza sasa mzee anataka serikali ijenge barabara, ipeane security, iweke stima na pesa gani? Kama yeye hataki kulipa ushuru zitajengwa aje? Na kazi ni kusema hakuna kitu serikali inafanya.. Ilibidi nikanyagie kuambia mzee iyo story juu mambo ingechemka😂😂 In normal circustances mzee should have written down expenses za feeds, vets, interest ya fuliza ile inaambatana na biashara etc and kept the receipts so that we deduct from the sales. We then calculate 30% and pay KRA. Shida ile iko ni ati KRA sasa hawataki word of mouth. Wanataka kama ulinunua kitu wewe make sure uko na eTIMS receipt. Mzee hana receipt any atleast angekuwa nayo tungefile Manual and non eTIMs invoices. Sasa mzee haelewi mareceipt anaweka ya nini na yeye anauza maziwa yake na ngombe ni yake😂😂😂 Sasa serikali inaingilia wap na ngombe zake? Iyo ilikuwa kazi ngumu sana kuexplainia mzee. Nikamshow aingie KRA watamsaidia Nilifanya mahesabu yangu nikaona KRA itamdai Kshs. 335,475/- Nyinyi mnaona kama atasaidika? Alafu jomba usikubali kufanya biashara na mtu hana eTIMS utalia sana.. Sahii mtalipa ushuru ndio mjitegemee. If whatever you are doing to make money finds its way into a mainstream business. Wewe jua you will have a date with KRA
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Healing Tai Chi
Healing Tai Chi@GymBr_o·
That yellow stain on your teeth can come off in just under 2 minutes
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Mavi Türk 🇹🇷
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Abdelhay-yahya abou ishaq
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PHD is good but please don’t waste time… - Lee Kuan Yew 😂
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Communication Skills of This Man 😵
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علي القحطاني
سوها 60 مرة قبل النوم… جسمك بيشكرك بعدين !!! .
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The Kenyan Vigilante
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
He is Mr. Mbugua, the man who owns the KSh 20 billion land in Runda, Kiambu County, that Kipchumba Murkomen and Oscar Sudi want to grab by force.
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Taichi for Health
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Did you know this?
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Idris
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Du'a for everything you need...
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Taichi for Health
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This simple hack will change your whole life!
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In case no one taught you
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
Martin Chomba: The government of Kenya doesn't own even one litre of oil... the VAT on fuel is pointless because the government doesn't add any value on fuel. We are here because Kibaki's regime slept on the job... #TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat @EricLatiff
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Other Smart Student Vs Last Guy
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How to tuck in your shirt 👌
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Welcome to the Kenyan import reality 🇰🇪 #kevandcarz
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Memory hacks..
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Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦@KingMntungwa·
The last part kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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