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quizás el peor trabajo jamás asignado a una criatura viva o inerte en este mundo es el peluche de Bob Esponja que tenemos en el piso para evitar que la lavadora se mueva demasiado.

At IU in Bloomington, Indiana- the crowd loved I Love Boosters so much- they started crankin that souljaboy as soon as the lights came on.

I found it

louweeee i’m pregnánt ageen and eet iz yourghs

Me trying to impress Thomas Edison trade

when i try to tap a post and accidentally hit the grok logo on it and it starts rapidly writing a thesis paper about said tweet so now ive effectively eliminated 5 neighborhoods

Love that Opalite shit okay!

Muppet deniers really expect you to believe this is fake

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

david lynch’s reaction to his interviewer having a pet mouse

@facetedcarapace So much of the AI stuff is like "Wow with AI I can solve my Sudoku puzzle instantly and have freed up so much time not having to get my Sudoku done every day 😊"

Ever since seeing an ad for “Bugonia,” my five-year-old has become completely obsessed. Why is Bugonia bald? Where did her hair go? Is she really an alien or just pretending? (Good question.) Can kids see “Bugonia”? Pretend Bugonia is chasing us. Etcetera.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.