BERNIE

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

gas prices so high i can’t afford to miss my exit

DC, Maryland, Virginia

this and knowing that tomorrow you have nothing to do

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

u need to listen to sum future if u forget your power and im not even joking

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year

realizing it starts and stops with me

Having yo own crib be crazy asl I ain’t went grocery shopping since February 😂😂

I got this email but I’m not touching shit until they force me to pay like idc I am manifesting loan forgiveness

75° in the district of columbia and the sun is setting after 7pm

Corporate English is so performative man. We're acting fr.

Gaga could’ve at least performed Alejandro idk