canute

amo falar “não” e em seguida fazer o que a pessoa pediu

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

Me adding “penetration tester” to my resume after running nmap -sV 10.0.100.1

- No seu currículo você diz ser bem observador - Sim. - Prova!

New boss keeps saying partner instead of wife

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

Phone addiction got so bad that I paused my film just to do some doomscrolling

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

LaMelo passed up a wide open two on the break ... to shoot a three 😭

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

ive felt like this since january

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

Working in IT is funny but not funny cause why this nigga create a ticket saying he couldn’t open Google Chrome and when I remoted into his computer this nigga was on Google Chrome googling ‘Google Chrome’

DLSS 5 OFF | DLSS 5 ON

vegans are cooked

Vibe coder writing books in future