Gabtea

a man’s worst enemy is a pretty girl with a brain and no fear of walking away

I enjoy ignoring men who had access to me and mishandled it, thinking I was always going to be around.

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar

When the delusion wears off and you realize a woman like you had no business dealing with a man like that in the first place

Avoidant girls when realizing they’re better off to yearn someone than to love them

we have lost the art of "what about you?" in daily conversation and im so sick of it

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

when i see what other women do to keep their men it makes me realize i might stay single forever

you are exactly the type I usually go for (derogatory)

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

how i feel skipping past someones birthday story that didn’t say happy birthday to me

Men pushing 40 be like this 19 year old is perfect for me.

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

me after having a breakdown realizing it was never that serious

Happy to report that Olaf has successfully been resurrected 🙏

me: 2026 is going to be my year me, three months in:

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How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better