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#PresidentPussyAssBitch = truth

Every person in the world should watch every episode of South Park....SO WE CAN GET IT CANCELLED! #cancelsouthpark #Tegridy

RECURRING DREAM: youtu.be/kggsWjJ_ErY?a via @YouTube

#WeirdReasonsToCelebrate Twitter is still a thing

#IStartMyDayBy regretting the previous night

SPAGUSHI: youtu.be/nAA5wKRP50o?a via @YouTube

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words don’t take advice from #hashtags

#IfJesusShowedUpOnMyDoorstep I would use my only #masterball on him #pokemon

#SoldAtDevilsYardSale old dolls and action figures all possessed by the souls of serial killers

#ILikeSadSongsWhen they stop playing

#UnusualGetWellGifts THE CURE!

A huge shout out to Daniel Doheny from @Human_Town on leading the new Netflix movie Alex Strangelove! Well done buddy! Check out the trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=V-1KhZ…

#WhiteLiesYouTellKids that it’s okay to tell white lies

May the 4th be with you, may the 5th free issue #FreeComicBookDay #MayThe4th #StarWars

#PassTheTimeIn5Words learn to build time machine

#AskMeOutIn4Words pizza now, movie later?

#Thanos will use the infinity gaunlet to remove all the bad super hero movies from existence #FakeAvengersSpoilers

#InfinityWar you can’t miss it because it will be on forever

#ThirstyThursday if you are up for #24hours then you #drown

#HowMyBodyTellsMeImOld I’m exhausted from all the pain