Jacob Huffman

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Jacob Huffman

@itzHuff

Golf•Royals•Chiefs•Vols

เข้าร่วม Ocak 2012
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nick wright
nick wright@getnickwright·
I finally clicked on one of the videos from the @ogafroman trial and now I’m being inundated with all the trial videos, background videos & the entire story and I’ve gotta say… 10 out of 10 would recommend.
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innocent bystander
innocent bystander@innoc_bystander·
Imagine suing Afroman, and he writes a song making fun of you that is legitimately hilarious and you have to sit on the stand and cry about it. Give him the Medal of Freedom.
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Valerie
Valerie@queen__valerie_·
Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets? 🎶😭 There are no kidnapping victims inside my suit pocketssssss🗣️🎶😭 I cannot stop laughing. 😭😭😭😭#Afromantrial @ogafroman
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
My conspiracy theory is that Afroman had a rich benevolent backer like Hulk Hogan had Peter Thiel except it’s fellow Ohio resident Dave Chapelle
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Rookie City Det. Sergeant
Rookie City Det. Sergeant@RookieCityCop·
Those cops in Ohio should sue the lawyer who suggested they sue Afroman. They'll lose that case too but it'll also be funny.
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Fred
Fred@Grand_handsomer·
This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Giga Based Dad
Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
Yup
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WeRateDogs
WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10
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𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️
The Dead Sea Scrolls, discovered in 1947, contain Old Testament manuscripts over 1,000 years older than previously known copies. When compared to later copies, the text was nearly identical. God preserved it through the centuries, just like He said He would (Isaiah 40:8).
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Shubhvani
Shubhvani@shubhvanii·
Alexander the Great burned his boats upon reaching Persia. His army then realized: Either win the battle or die trying. They won. Men become very dangerous when winning becomes a need.
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𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌𓂀
Les deux coupables du même forfait. L’homme depuis il a perdu son taf , fait profil bas et essaie de se faire oublier , la femme est invitée dans tous les podcast et a fait la couverture du Times magazine. Ah ce monde patriarcal.
New York Post@nypost

Coldplay kiss cam's Kristen Cabot changes story again, says former boss lied to her about marriage trib.al/lc96783

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Ben Portnoy
Ben Portnoy@bportnoy15·
Really cool moment tonight postgame after VCU upset UNC. VCU head coach Phil Martelli Jr. made a point to shoutout the student reporters that made the trip. Lots of great stuff this time of year, but this was a really awesome, genuine exchange.
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Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN
it's amazing how much of the economy is just money laundering, smuggling, fraud, and scams.
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Chase Johnston
Chase Johnston@Cjjj_81·
“In the same way, there is more joy in heaven over one lost sinner who repents and returns to God than over ninety-nine others who are righteous and haven’t strayed away!” Luke 15:7 NLT
Jon Root@JonnyRoot_

High Point G Chase Johnston, who hit the game-winner in their upset win over Wisconsin, wears jersey #99 to represent The Parable of the Lost Sheep where Jesus leaves the 99 to find the 1 👏

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Matt Jones
Matt Jones@KySportsRadio·
Add Kevin McPale
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
The last guy you wanna see if you’re stepping on a court this March
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