Albah, is Me.Ke🇰🇪

I just wanna master crazy visualisation, SQL, building ETL pipelines, automation in Python, a bit of ML, and crazy storytelling. If I have to do it struggling, I will till I perfect it

To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.” — Elon Musk

I’m just imagining how the Maraga/Okiya presidency would look like. A healthy nation where citizens will be seen and cared for 🥹🥹

If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.

Juzi Gachagua said that Ruto amenunua Fuliza, a week later heist ya Fuliza ikatokea. Ruto is a sharp boy

That Bien X Alikiba song at 2.2M views in 2days simply means Kenyans support who they want to and when they want to.

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

Wacha niwa show vile 'Sharp Boyz' wana move; Sahii laptop zao zinasoma California, ama Texas ama Connecticut Alafu unaingia uko ni kaa ni kwenyu, baaas unalipwa per hour kama msee ako yues

Mnatumia energy yenu kufight Gachagua and he is not even vying. He is just a dedicated Ruto hater like most of us. Direct this energy to mobilize more youth vote. You will even unknowingly mobilize youth who will still vote for Ruto and thats the beauty of free will.

Tuesday Tuko Nakuru to support @WillieOeba on #TukoKadi nakuru chapter. Tag a long with your unregistered friends. Tuko kadi

Jana pekee tumepea IEBC 17K new voters na bado hawanipei gig.

Walitoka Nairobi wakaenda mpaka Kisumu. Wakapata mtu na family yake. Wakamweka kwa gari wakaenda kumuua kwa cell Nairobi alafu wakajaribu ku dump mwili hospitali usiku wakisema aligongesha kichwa kwa ukuta ya cell. Murderers. Ndio maana niko kadi.

Tukishatoa huyo mtu statehouse tunaita watu wa fumigation 😌

Men, Once your uncles confirm about the family, Invite her family to your home to formally introduce her to your parents. DON'T PAY BRIDE PRICE at this point. Be patient. Her mask might fall earlier than you expected. #MasculinitySaturday

Nikona KAZI hapa Payment as from 1k to 5k per day depends na bidii yako dm if interested for more information

Sisi Marakwet’s tukienda majuu, after we have passed all the processes visa imetoka na sasa tunangoja ndege twende tutafute maisha kuna “therapy” ya mwisho huwa tunafanyiwa one week to departure. Kuna special and very rigorous “capacity building” huwa tunafanyiwa na experts......

Men, A man doesn't cheat, He expands his territory. A man is territorial. It is women who cheat because they don't own territories. Therefore, don't fear having women in your life. No woman should shame you for having another woman. #MasculinitySaturday

I wish hawa wangekua kadi.

Let's remind them why #TukoKadi. Quote with why Uko Kadi.

Hii March pesa nayo tumaunda💸💵. Leo niko na form hapa inaeza kupea some dollars instead ya kushinda indoors doing nothing. Open thread...